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starone

Giving up

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner. I took out my purse, got out ten pounds and...
22:41 Sat 29th Sep 20122 answers, last by marval 11:34 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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starone

The old Jew

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the...
13:44 Wed 26th Sep 20122 answers, last by mazie 14:31 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

Perhaps an HB?

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to...
22:17 Wed 19th Sep 201215 answers, last by Ellipsis 13:05 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Jemisa

Two coffee's in Heaven...

Two Coffees in Heaven! Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohamed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up Peter then points to...
21:48 Thu 13th Sep 201221 answers, last by Jemisa 11:22 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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starone

A Prayer

One for the girls : Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags Please lift my bum before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grey As for my...
10:29 Tue 11th Sep 20123 answers, last by marval 16:36 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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starone

This is for jem and marval or anyone else who posts jokes regularly

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too I went around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to...
10:21 Sun 26th Aug 20124 answers, last by sibton 11:22 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Sweet Child...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All...
23:24 Sun 05th Aug 201211 answers, last by Jemisa 13:32 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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tinkerbell23

Big brother

For those who watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you liking it!? If i have to singlehandedly vote chris out i will LOL YES i know its junk tv! (before whoever says it!) Its posted in reality tv....so...
21:21 Tue 12th Jun 201231 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:53 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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cassa333

Prostate cancer at a young age...

Prostate cancer is (generaly) regarded as an old mans cancer. But what is the prognosis for someone under 55yrs? All the information I have been reading talks about over 65s and because the consultant...
21:50 Thu 17th May 201214 answers, last by telford67 18:41 Sun 26th Mar 2017
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starone

Eight Thoughts to Ponder

Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes,...
22:59 Tue 24th Apr 20123 answers, last by marval 16:40 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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starone

Winning at Lotto

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I...
23:46 Tue 06th Mar 20123 answers, last by sidkid 00:10 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

Where I Have & Have not been...

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one...
17:40 Sun 26th Feb 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 18:17 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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bundleone

ESSEX

Just watching only way is essex, what on earth are they all about?never seen it before and was just curious, won't watch it again.
22:46 Sun 19th Feb 201216 answers, last by EvianBaby 14:16 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Michael staggered..

.' Michael staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking mate, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
15:41 Wed 15th Feb 20129 answers, last by wildwood 21:28 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Common Sense RIP

It's been around before and it should be read at least every day by the entire world. An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a...
12:30 Sat 11th Feb 201220 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:50 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Jayne-123

BT Scam Warning!

If you receive a call claiming to be a rep from BT do not under any circumstances give out your credit card details, its a scam. They say you haven't paid your bill and will cut you off if you don't...
14:19 Wed 24th Aug 201117 answers, last by rov1100 20:56 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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queencharlotte

what shall I wear for the Royal Wedding?

My "England" tee shirt I bought for the 1966 World Cup is past its best and may cause me embarrassment if I wear that as it is starting to disintegrate, but I cannot find my Union Jack one.
15:50 Sat 23rd Apr 20119 answers, last by Maidup 16:12 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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rowanwitch

choice of colours

just painted my new kitchen lovely fresh light lime green with all the paintwork and units white boulght siver dish drainer etc can't decide what to put with it blinds, accessories etc torn between...
12:06 Thu 31st Mar 201113 answers, last by David33 08:58 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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scrummyyummy

Is it ok for me to take a daily aspirin to prevent strokes?

My mum died of a stroke (cerebral haemorrhage) when she was 64 and my auntie (her sister) died last year, also of a stroke. My auntie was about 70 but neither of them were overweight. In fact, my mum...
14:43 Thu 24th Mar 201129 answers, last by Sqad 08:56 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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sidkid

The Irish Wrestler

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've...
11:04 Thu 24th Mar 20113 answers, last by sidkid 16:55 Fri 25th Mar 2011

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