Daim ice cream is an actual thing !! ... Yes! I bought some today ... and, err ... Opened the tub about an hour ago ... should I admit this? ... ... thinks, thinks ... Okay, I've eaten the whole tub....
So yesterday, I had a swim in the sea. Just on a whim. In my head, I was going to be like Ursula Andress (Dr No) or Halle Berry (Die Another Day). But with cold water, and pebbles. As it turned out,...
Just got in ... and trying to drink a glass of water.
Before bed.
You're supposed to feel less poo in the morning.
But you wake up early needing the loo....
Just a quickie to wish you all a fab and jolly Friday night. And ... it's Bank Holiday !!! (so the weekend trippers will be arriving) Be good. Have fun. See you on the other side. Mwaaah x x x...
Just got in. Took my pals out coz I've not seen them much recently. Think I should try to stay awake. Got to be at Gatwick this morning. Don't worry, I'm getting a cab. Okay, a shower.mthat might...
The Commonwealth Games ... And all the Netball heavyweights are there ... England, New Zealand, Australia, Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, South Africa ... It's gonna be FAB !!! The Silver Ferns are in...
The subject of the Bum Smiley came up last night. After a few vodkas, obviously. Just when you think you've got a nicely suntanned bum, someone reminds you that, when bend over, there's a little white...
Do they still have these in schools? It's a good way to promote better achievement in class, isn't it? Any child who does particularly badly has to sit in the corner for a while, wearing a pointy hat...
Jessica Judd ... Looking good for GB in the 800m at the Commonwealth Games. And then at Zurich. And then she's thinking of running both 800m and 1500m. Looks like Team GB might have a new star at...
Switzerland v Argentina in the last 16 ... We (okay "they") came so, so close. 0-0 at full time. 0-0 after 28 minutes of extra time. Aaaaaggghhh!!! Just think if it had gone to penalties ......
Yaaaayyyy!!!!
Switzerlaaaaaaaaaaand !!!
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Well, you know, I mean the BF is happy, so I'll support them.
Who's next? Argentina?
Bring 'em on. Quarter Finals here we come....
I hope this catches K-Val's attention. K-Val introduced me to a steam punk singer called Emilie Autumn. I liked her so much that I ended up going to see her live, and I've now got all her stuff, I...
On the radio this afternoon, someone said there was no way that Algeria were going to beat Belgium. So, naturally, I shot down to the bookies. Belgium were 4/11 on. I thought ... easy twenty to be...
What is it, please? Ha ha, no seriously ... When you pay for something and have to give the security number from the back of a debit card ... do you turn it over and check it? I do. It's only 3...
How cool is that !! I'm having something delivered today, and paying cash on delivery. As a precaution, I was going to copy the serial numbers of a load of £50 notes. But when you try to photocopy...