I don't mean the Eastern European guys down on the prom. Although they are probably clever too. I mean the machines. You just put the ingredients in ... switch them on ... ... and you get ice cream....
Desperate for chips. Need chips. Chip shop is sooooo close. And mushy peas. Yummers! Trying to not eat chips. :0( Think of the gym. Think of your hips. Aaaaaagggghhhhhhh !!!!!!!...
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/374970/Snake-s-lunch-comes-back-up-as-GIANT-centipede-eats-way-out-of-viper-s-body
News item of the day to look at over your mid morning snack....
The Seagulls won our last home game of the season, which is jolly. But it was against Yeovil, who are a jolly little club. And it meant Yeovil get relegated. Which is sad. But all their supporters...
Well, the Netball didn't follow the script. The Northern Monkeys (Manchester Thunder) beat the Nice Home Counties Girls (Surrey Storm) in the SuperLeague final. Storm's first loss of the season. :0(...
Below is the latest YouTube vid from Jaclyn Glenn. You have to love Jaclyn. I bet she'd be a fun person to have as a pal. (Naomi24, some people still haven't realised that Jaclyn is actually you, lol)...
Obviously we all support animal charities when we can. It's easy when it's something cute and furry, like a koala, or graceful and elegant, like a shark. But ... hyenas. Okay, there are charities to...
All the ski resorts are closing their lifts, because there's hardly any snow left.
:0(
On the plus side ... nearly time to start working on the bum tan.
Swings and roundabouts. So to speak....
Like the woman on Loose Women today? I'd love to be politically correct, and say its a matter of personal choice. And officially, on AB, that is my line. :0) But if any of my pals asked me what I...
So, apparently ... (which is leaving myself open to someone looking it up and disputing it) ... in 342 AD, the Emperor Constantine passed a law forbidding ..: Same sex marriage Oral sex Anal sex I'm...
Just heard an American guy on Radio5 talking about the Primark move into Boston. He described Primark as "one of those brands that rip off the high end fashion". Surely the point of "high end" ......
On Sunny Dave's link, there was another link to this stereotypical map of Britain and Ireland ... http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-definitive-stereotype-map-of-britain-and-ireland It's quite a...
So, apparently today is Earth Day. As we have the only Green Party MP in the country, I suppose I should've noticed a bit sooner. Maybe I'll pop downstairs and plant a tree, or something. Although I...
So this year's Netball SuperLeague final is between ... http://www1.skysports.com/other-sports/news/12040/9277655/zeo-netball-superleague-manchester-thunder-and-surrey-storm-through-to-final The nice...
I know that NatPo often wears quite revealing dresses, but this one was quite, err ... "risky" ? http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/nat-portman1.jpg Would you wear it? (if the...
I mean, I know that's what happens at night, to some extent ... And it's never really dark here because the sea front is always lit up like ... well, like a sea front. But it seems unusually dark...
Here's how it works ... so, for example ... I'd like legs like Sophie Ellis Bextor ... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Ellis-bextoratgay.jpg But I've got legs like Chemmy Alcott ......