I've just paid a cheque into my bank and was quite astonished to be called "my lovely" by the girl proccessing said cheque. On my way home I filled up the car at the garage, only to be told when...
Hi all I've recently taken up the ancient art of Chinese kickboxing and Im bl00dy shattered. When I was a mere sprog I joined a Judo club, gaining my Brown belt. When i joined the Army I discovered...
Hi, can anyone suggest a website that provides free music downloads please? Im not being tight, Im only after one peice of music and dont fancy giving out credit card details for the 50p fee Thanks in...
Rule 6 I have no doubt you are popular with girls. This is fine by me as long as it is ok with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to do so until she...
10 RULES FOR DATING A SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER Rule 1. If you drive to my house and sound your horn you had better be delivering pizza or something, because you are not picking anything up. Rule 2. You do...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to...
Good morning ladies, I thought you would enjoy these :-) How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How many men does it take to screw in a...
anyone get one of these yet? WINNING NOTIFICATION: Ref.No:919347/749-0 Batch: 3566465021-0TA/07 Dear Lucky Winner, Congratulations as we happily announce to you today that the draw of the Microsoft UK...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=433830&in_page_i d=1770 I've never liked the man, but then again i am a Tory voter, but, even his most ardent supporters...
paedos freed into the community, journalists jailed for mobile pphone hacking? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/26012007/325/governme nt-embarrassed-paedophiles-freed.html...