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askyourgran

Night Out

Two women decide to go into town for a night out, they end up getting drunk and missing the last bus home. So they decided to walk. They were nearly home when one said to the other, "I'll have to...
17:54 Sat 03rd Apr 20105 answers, last by Justincider 15:35 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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piggynose

a man was walkinng his dog one fine sunny day, when a sweet elderly lady

stopped the man to stroke the mut, thats a lovely dog you´ve got there. whats his name? porky, porky? why do you call him porky? wait for it... cuz he fukz pigs...
19:10 Mon 29th Mar 20104 answers, last by piggynose 22:02 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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marval

Ask

Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked...
23:08 Sat 27th Mar 20105 answers, last by marval 10:00 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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EDDIE51

Nuts.

A guy goes to visit his elderly Aunt, she lives in a small flat in a care home. He arrives and the staff let him in,'' I think your aunt is having a nap '' says the matron ''but you can go in.'' He...
20:27 Thu 25th Mar 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:44 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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keithlbw

Vauxhall Meriva

Does anyone know how to change a mileometer bulb on a Meriva.
10:55 Sun 07th Mar 20102 answers, last by keithlbw 12:11 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Tyler1990

Can someone run this Vin number to try and help me find my stolen car i think that is has been resold.

1983 Cutlass Supreme Brougham Vin number 1G3AM47A9DM441008.i Dont think that if it has been sold that the owner knows it has been stolen.i would be willing to pay to get it back.
20:03 Thu 04th Mar 201018 answers, last by Tyler1990 07:35 Fri 05th Mar 2010
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Benny888

Data Protection Act

Hi If any Company telephones me, they always ask my name, date of birth 1st line of my address and post code. Is this really necessary or do the representatives have to ask personal information? I...
16:56 Tue 02nd Mar 20104 answers, last by ChuckFickens 18:25 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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Marky B

Salute the Magpie

What is behind the expression "Saluting the magpie?" Marky B...
02:44 Mon 01st Mar 20102 answers, last by keithlbw 15:36 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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McMouse

The Time Machine

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like...
13:07 Fri 26th Feb 20102 answers, last by keithlbw 15:24 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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humpy07

TESCO ripping people off again!

Tonight I had to return a laptop cooler to Tesco, as the fan broke on first use. I bought it about 3 weeks ago when it was half price. When I took a replacement to the desk, the bulldog (sorry I mean...
22:42 Fri 29th Jan 201011 answers, last by humpy07 16:14 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Krypton27

Can you make toast in a microwave grill?

We are thinking of buying a new microwave. If it has a grill can it make toast?
22:09 Tue 26th Jan 20106 answers, last by keithlbw 22:41 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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mollykins

pronouncing my first name

i think my parents pronounce my first name wrong, so when ever people read my name out, the o is heard more than when my family or i say it. but i think that if i had never seen or heard the name...
17:09 Wed 27th Jan 201054 answers, last by zzxxee 10:06 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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buddybird

duck joke

A duck walks into a bar jumps up on the stool and says to the bar man...."got any bread"? Barman.."sorry, we don't serve ducks in here. The duck waddles out of the bar. Next day the...
20:41 Sun 17th Jan 20103 answers, last by jasconi 22:48 Sun 17th Jan 2010
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Bobbisox

What's life without a joke???

Airport Chat Up A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's...
11:42 Fri 15th Jan 20104 answers, last by keithlbw 14:49 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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ahmskunnirt

Paddy And The Muslim.

Paddy's flying back from his holiday in Dubai and sitting next to a Muslim on the plane. The stewardess comes round with the drinks trolley and Paddy orders a whisky. She asks the Muslim if he'd also...
00:22 Sun 20th Dec 20092 answers, last by keithlbw 18:07 Sun 20th Dec 2009
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Gizmonster

Here's one for ya ............

The big hand of the Big Ben clock weighs 1200 Ib, and the hour hand weighs 700 lb. What is the total weight of the hands? Verify your answer here: http://projecteureka.org/problem/question/761 ........
23:46 Sun 13th Dec 20099 answers, last by Jumbuck 22:47 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

Morning everyone !

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never...
10:38 Thu 26th Nov 20091 answer, last by keithlbw 10:56 Thu 26th Nov 2009
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carrust

Jelly Factory.

After working at the local jelly factory for the past 10 years, I have decided to leave. I was getting too set in my ways....
21:20 Tue 24th Nov 20099 answers, last by Nav900 20:49 Sun 13th Dec 2009
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marval

ID10T

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after...
15:45 Sat 07th Nov 20094 answers, last by magicmerlin 10:52 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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newslate2009

speeding

i have 3 points on my license and i THINK i have been caught again, its been 3 years since i passed so thatnkfully i wont lose my license, but am wondering if i do get done, what the terms are? what...
21:43 Tue 27th Oct 20095 answers, last by New Judge 11:06 Wed 28th Oct 2009

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