i was trying to think of some titles to tell the kids. Seems they are just as funny to a nine year kid today as they were forty years ago! I could only remember: Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly Angry...
I had two teeth (next to each other ) out on Tuesday morning ....The dentist told me I would experience some pain for a short while but pain killers should deal with it. 60 hours later and the pain is...
Would a Chimney Sweep charge to sweep one chimney please. I have never had to have this done before and the house I am living in now has an open fire - unsure if and when it has been swept. I don't...
My sister has only one video of her wedding back in 1982. I am trying to persuade her to get copies for all the family put on DVD as it contains footage of our late parents etc. She says that it has...
Hi stuck on last 3 clues, hope you can help. Seedling protector 2 words 4 & 5. C?L? ??A?E. Swindled ??D?L?ED - i thiught fiddled which would make the second word for seedling protector start with...
have phoned up the complaints line to complain about the state of their accomodation.
Phone lines are so busy they have been put through to a call centre in England....
Hi, For his course work project, my son has asked us what phrases we used when we were at school - the 1970s in our case. Today, for example, they say sick (meaning good), wicked and other stuff...
Before I go any further I apologise for the following being more of an observation than a joke , has anyone else noticed the similarity.? . We have a couple of chickens and today while sitting in the...
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile on her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his...
Most people must have seen the woman who put a cat in a wheelie bin in Coventry. . . I think it's disgusting what she done. Everyone knows green bins are for garden waste... . Cats go in the blue...
Hi, Off to to Egypt in a few weeks time and was all set to take some EGP£ plus sterling for excursions, then use ATMs if I need more EGP£ (better exchange rate out there apparently). That...
Does anyone know if these grab games are set to win at a certain ratio- like many other amusement games or are they purely down to chance & skill? I spent a small fortune today, SIX times I...
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little Johnny...