A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, Slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read!" "It has no plot and far too many...
As many Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 13 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked...
A priest and a rabbi were sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put down his book and said to the Rabbi, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork... but...
An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep,...
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register....
Help needed please with last few left on this quiz, all have answers which contain a place name in them, numbers given for some. 41 The British government or it's policy, so called from a London...
i purchased a new car, and swaped it with my old car on my existing insurance policy. 5 days later i checked over my insurance policy, only to find that my insurance company had cancelled MY...
> > > > BIG PEOPLE WORDS > > > A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed > to > the > first grade. > > The biggest hurdle they faced was...
any reason why wen i'm watching tv the best part always gets cut off by poor aierl signals? its also like watching football.. boring for 43 mins then u miss the goal cos of the same thing. why does it...
What is insulin and how did it get its name? Insulin is an isolated hormone which controls sugar levels and is used to treat diabetes. Canadian physician Frederick Banting (born on November 14, 1891)...
I've been having problems with my Racing Snail recently. He's just not winning races like he used to. A friend advised me to remove his shell, "It might make him go faster," he said,...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,“I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on...
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?"...
My wife who is nearly 60 tripped over a dogs lead outside a shop ---- who is to blame the shop or the dog owner... About 5 foot from the main entrance to a supermarket there are 5 or 6 bollards about...
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked.
I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....