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flyboy1664

world cup

This world cup has turned out like WW2 .The french have surrendered early, the usa arrive at the last minute and we're left to fight the bloody Germans!
10:17 Thu 24th Jun 20102 answers, last by Canary42 00:29 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Jmassie

A Complete waste of time or was it too heavy?

08:39 Wed 23rd Jun 201012 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 12:25 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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lesblue

Friday 18th June

Don't miss it..........a war of two nations!! England and Algeria!! One a fanatical muslim country, where bombers and terrorists are born and trained!! Where tough sharia law is being implemented and...
07:27 Tue 15th Jun 20104 answers, last by keithlbw 09:59 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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keithlbw

£2 a month??

You give £2 a month to a hungry African and what do they do..... . . . . . . . Buy a fu****g trumpet ! ! !...
20:35 Mon 14th Jun 20107 answers, last by craft1948 17:09 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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keithlbw

World Cup Match

The time of the big kick off against the USA tomorrow has been changed to 1939 - no doubt the Yanks will turn up late at 1941 and try and claim victory yet again ! ! ! !
18:14 Fri 11th Jun 20109 answers, last by cc1 09:54 Sun 13th Jun 2010
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McMouse

I can understand this!

An American tourist asks an Irish diver: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukcin...
15:25 Thu 10th Jun 20104 answers, last by keithlbw 19:30 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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smurfchops

Ghosts of the Future ?

We often hear of people 'seeing' ghosts and spirits of people who have died. Obviously they lived in the 'past'. So why do we never hear of people who are living at the moment, who have journeyed to...
17:01 Fri 14th May 201014 answers, last by smurfchops 13:12 Sat 15th May 2010
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Vickie_and_Daisy

Fir Trees

I was just wondering if anyone knew if there was anything that could be done regarding fir tree's in my neighbour's garden. They are currently covering the whole of my back garden with the shadow of...
13:15 Tue 04th May 20107 answers, last by keithlbw 08:34 Thu 06th May 2010
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filthiestfis

Can someone else use your tesco vouchers?

Not that Im opening other people's post but recently moved and the tesco statement was sent to the previous address. I wonder if the vouchers that tesco gives that you can use for restaurants,...
17:20 Sat 01st May 201012 answers, last by annie0000 09:28 Tue 04th May 2010
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marval

Time

A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into...
10:29 Tue 27th Apr 20108 answers, last by marval 11:08 Wed 28th Apr 2010
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Androcles

Sunday morning Sex

Sunday Morning Sex! ==================== Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort...
15:47 Mon 26th Apr 20103 answers, last by mccfluff 08:00 Tue 27th Apr 2010
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derekpara

Taking direct debits

My 90 year old mother-in-law had her Sky TV disconnected by the company prior to moving to a residential home with it's own connection. Due to her age, pressures of moving etc, she forgot to stop the...
21:09 Sun 25th Apr 20105 answers, last by derekpara 15:57 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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suzie1

was downloading music from youtube

its seems to have slowed my laptop down? why
20:26 Wed 21st Apr 20103 answers, last by keithlbw 22:10 Fri 23rd Apr 2010
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osprey

What happens if no-one votes at the election?

Does the retiring MP get returned or does there have to be another election? It'll never happen but I'm just curious as to the Law.
10:12 Fri 16th Apr 20103 answers, last by bozie69 18:52 Fri 30th Apr 2010
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marval

Pond

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, tennis court, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming...
21:50 Wed 21st Apr 20108 answers, last by lindylou16 19:57 Sat 24th Apr 2010
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has

User name pictures

I've noticed that some of you have some piccies for your user name. How do you do that?
16:30 Tue 20th Apr 201010 answers, last by keithlbw 10:42 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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AB Editor

About The Siesta...

Dear All, The AnswerBank will be down for an hour this afternoon at 3pm. I suggest you spend an hour over at Gravatar.com signing up and picking yourself a nice Avatar. Make sure: 1. Your AB email...
13:07 Tue 20th Apr 201073 answers, last by bibblebub 07:08 Tue 27th Apr 2010
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madmaggot

Sort out your Homophones!

Would people please get their homophones sorted out when posting a question on here as otherwise the whole thing makes little sense?
16:57 Tue 20th Apr 201010 answers, last by nobbynoo57 13:23 Tue 27th Apr 2010
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whiskeryron

Doctor Joke

Girl: I'm worried' I haven't seen anything for 2 months Doctor: Here's a note for the opticians...
12:35 Tue 20th Apr 20101 answer, last by keithlbw 13:01 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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marval

Two words

A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold...
08:00 Mon 19th Apr 20103 answers, last by marval 15:21 Tue 20th Apr 2010

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