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Maggoty

My friend has lost all his fingers in an accident....

I wonder how he's feeling? x...
10:44 Mon 02nd Aug 201011 answers, last by piggynose 08:50 Wed 04th Aug 2010
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Florence_River

My friend has commited fraud

My friend and his sister both inherited a quarter of the house when their father died with half remaining the property of the mother. She is 88 and in a nursing home with dementia and has no...
11:14 Sun 01st Aug 20105 answers, last by themas 20:33 Mon 02nd Aug 2010
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docspock

Percy the poor the proud persian prince

Long ago a king had a daughter, princess marina who he wanted to marry off. He arranged a ball so that suitors could vie for her hand. He wanted boris the bull the bulgarian baron to win , but marina...
11:01 Tue 27th Jul 20105 answers, last by keithlbw 21:21 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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swedeheart

where are you?

Often you'll hear Britons say something like they will be going to Europe for the summer. If you don't define yourselves as part of Europe, which continent do you identify with??? Not trying to pick a...
18:39 Fri 23rd Jul 201024 answers, last by swedeheart 18:50 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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cojones

Irish Air Disaster

News is coming through of what could possibly be Ireland's worst ever air disaster when a two-seater plane crashed onto a cemetry in the outskirts of Dublin. So far rescue workers haver recovered...
18:31 Sun 18th Jul 201015 answers, last by jno 11:03 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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zabado

Well it made me smile.

This morning somewhere in Africa a gazelle woke up and thought, if I don't run faster than the fastest lion today I will be eaten . This morning somewhere in Africa a lion woke up and thought ,if I...
18:37 Fri 16th Jul 20105 answers, last by zabado 13:15 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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Gazza61

Child car seats legislation

Who do you say would get the fine in the following situation ? Grandparents are giving their son, daughter-in-law and their 18 month old grandson an emergency lift home (Which is why they have no...
10:45 Mon 12th Jul 20107 answers, last by redcrx 18:23 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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cleverclogs2

Things that go Together

1 F and C 2 N and B 3 C and T 4 H and N 5 B and M 6 S and S 7 F and S 8 R and C 9 T and O 10 F and K 11 Y and Y 12 P and N 13 M and T 14 O and C 15 H and T 16 N and T 17 J and IC 18 P and D 19 K and S...
17:39 Mon 12th Jul 201016 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 08:10 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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Bobbisox

a caring Britain?

The British Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand. Join the new free care plan today....
17:46 Sun 11th Jul 20108 answers, last by zabado 17:54 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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zabado

Women !

Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper....
12:28 Sat 10th Jul 201011 answers, last by zabado 14:21 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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craft1948

Confused......

My dyslexic friend has been arrested in South Africa..............he was apparently attempting to blow a zulu's v ulva...............
11:19 Thu 08th Jul 20108 answers, last by another-view 12:46 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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lforbes1

Anagram of a type of soft drink

spinyourbadscot
10:51 Wed 07th Jul 201013 answers, last by cupid04 12:39 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Vagrant

Hypothetical theft of head

Suppose a motorcyclist loses control of his/her machine, comes off, hits a lamp post, and is decapitated. This event is witnessed by several people. The police arrive on the scene to investigate....
20:10 Mon 05th Jul 20109 answers, last by Whickerman 17:45 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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rhinoronnie

does any one out there know the code for the sky controller for a DGM television 40 digital lcd tv.Thanks in advance

17:05 Mon 28th Jun 20101 answer, last by keithlbw 20:07 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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McMouse

Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it...
08:18 Tue 29th Jun 20108 answers, last by Kelvin 08:43 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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keithlbw

David Blaine is ruffled around the boa because his Record of doing sod all in a box for days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney

18:01 Mon 28th Jun 20103 answers, last by keithlbw 19:56 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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keithlbw

Posting below should read.....

David Blaine is pi$$ed off because his record of doing sod all in a box for days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney
18:05 Mon 28th Jun 20103 answers, last by keithlbw 19:55 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

This saying was wrong

Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?
19:38 Sat 26th Jun 20109 answers, last by piggynose 21:25 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Bazile

Sky

I am considering taking out protection for sky box / dish Spoke to sky customer Services lady , who advised that all the queries she has ever had to do with sky equipment , was concerning the box ....
18:28 Sat 26th Jun 201015 answers, last by Whickerman 17:21 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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marval

Hole

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied,...
17:06 Thu 24th Jun 20103 answers, last by marval 18:50 Thu 24th Jun 2010

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