The St Leger festival begins today at Town Moor though the tv cameras will not be there - the ITV coverage does not begin until tomorrow - so there's no ITV7. Just about to get the protractor and...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for...
On how many Religionists have actually read their religious texts, verses, those of us atheists/agnostics who HAVE read them? (All the way through that is, not just the bits that they are told to...
I was wondering how people manage to fast and only eat one to two meals a day. I want to start not eating or consuming any calories after 5 pm. What is the best action plan for that? Also, what time...
I had a barber come to my house this morning to cut my hair and trim my beard. As she was finishing she splashed a few drops from a bottle onto her palm and rubbed it into my beard. It was beard oil,...
Just had a quick scan through the new podcast of you know who and Mindy Kaling (whoever that is) and it struck me how many times the words 'right' and 'like' are used and wondered if this is the new...
Chav is doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for million quid. "Chav, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it: A,...
School board man Electric milk floats with milk in glass bottles Meter readers Park attendants ( Parkies as we called them) Rent collectors Insurance men Coalman Just think of all those jobs that have...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prime_ministers_of_Elizabeth_II#United_Kingdom 2 Real Labour, 2 Tory Lite, 10 Conservative. Why do the left delude themselves that we are anything other than a a...
I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta