OK, it might not seem much, but I've finally managed to get myself an avatar. At least I can say I've achieved something this year! Belated Happy New Year to all ABers.
Just heard on the BBC News that the CoEngland are to allow gay bishops.... if they remain celibate and renounce their past activities. Now isn't that an exercise in redundancy, hypocrisy whatever and...
Having a discussion at work and we can't come to a conclusion. when producing chickens how do they control the amount of male to female birds? As a nation we don't eat as many Cocks as Hens, so where...
she's absolutely delightful, very pretty, she's a student nurse. I've invited her to lunch on Sunday. He met her when his friend was taken to hospital after spraining his knee during football...
... I got a promotion! :0) I've had some hiccups with my company since starting but even my boss said to me the other day he had been an ass.... And so I started with a 'surprise' management shift NYE...
Miranda Hart, a confirmed spinster in real life, but desperate for a partner in her comedy sketches, made me laugh when she said that she hated going to the cinema alone. She said that when she went...
A man bought a new car that set him back a lot of money. Two days later, he went back to the dealer complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Sir," said the sales manager, "the radio is automated....
Why am I still hungover from Monday + Tuesday so so ill? Any ideas on how I can make myself feel better? And yes I am 18 so I am legal to drink alcohol
Been away over Christmas and New Year and have just caught up with Merlin. Brilliant but sad! What will I do without my Autumn fix of Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine? Just have to watch the repeats, I...
While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/10-x-Unwanted-unwrapped-Ladies-Christmas-Presents-gifts-/221170450682?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET&hash=item337ec940fa The fact that there's page after page of...
Co Presidents, Sibton and I Purpose - one month of the booze starting today, a support group to help, cajole, berate any ABers to meet this goal. The benefits being the drying out of the old leather...
I always use a moisturiser in the morning and at night, but over Christmas I ran out of the day cream, so I just used the night stuff for a couple of days. My lovely but bonkers mother in law was...