Mrs Flop was watching this the other day when Morgan began asking Denise Welch about her marriage break-up: he also asked whether there had been any violence. Denise Welch stated that Tim Healy had...
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying from cancer). > > I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go...
As you may know I missed Strictly last weekend but did see clip of Lisa Riley thanks to Abers - anyway Phil Vickery was on This Morning and again missed the beginning of the conversation where Phil...
apologies to anyone who read my post this time last year but for any new abers or just a reminder that when buying your red poppy please think about getting a purple one as well to remember all the...
Thank you ever so much for putting Chris Holder up as your Avatar for me, it has made my day and made me an even happier girly :)
THANK YOUUUUUU :D
QoM x...
1.Cash 2.Card 3.Online. Its not as easy to remember as you think, but mine are: 1.Some fresh pasta a a magazine from local Tesco Express 2. Restaurant bill on Sunday - very nice! 3.Weatherproof cover...
Dear Ed, A bit tongue in cheek perhaps, but I wonder if a section for ‘Senior Cits‘ (older subscribers) would be of interest – say over 60s:- How do they spend most of their time?...
This has got to be one of the best ~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a...
I notice some Scots type on the internet type in their dialect eg; using 'nae' for no etc etc. Maybe everyone should start typing in their own dialect to stamp their own provincial individuality on...
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she...
On tonight's only connect wall the group was Lights(should have been Lites) Tripe ,Brawn and Chitterlings. The answer given was they are all offal. Except Tripe is part of the stomach and not offal...
Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....