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afcjan
Do you only get residual energy from someone or something that used to live in that space and has now passed or can you get it from someone who is there most of the time but has been away from this...
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Gromit
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s, Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods, And Trevor...
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wizard66
were prosecuted. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/arti cle2156966.ece for encouraging irrational beliefs. This girl could have drowned and he wants her to do it again. Imagine if your child...
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wibble56
Look at this poser. I am sure it is a misdirect, but it looks genuine. http://www.futilitycloset.com/2007/01/01/loopy /
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tezestwing
Mick Hucknall's been arrested after being caught shaggin a rabbit . A police source said he was holding back the ears & singing bunnies 2 tight 2 mention
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thorstaffie
Term for the potentially serious generic issue in many computer operating systems that affects the availability of Transmission Control Protocol services. Any help appreciated
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Rain Man4500
Pedigree Chum are the latest company to experience trouble. They've called in the retrievers!
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Steve.5
I see the supermarket plastic bag purge has relented, you can have as many as you want know, I wonder why?
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lampgb
I was walking past a Pakistani's house and he was outside shaking a carpet. I said whats up Abdul can't you get it started
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jclay007
There is a word that describes a path made by people which is follows the easiest route between two points but where an alternative, longer path exists. For example; a village green has a tarmac path...
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ll_billym
Given that all matter in the universe came from the big-bang and time itself started at the big-bang, the state and location of stars, planets, galaxies, etc. in fact all matter in our universe today...
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stokemaveric
what does an essex girl use for protection during sex?....a bus shelter............what do you call a scouse girl wearing a white track suit?................the bride...........
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BockingBob
A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the taliban & is not pleased to see that women must walk five paces behind the men . A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now...
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sunaina
Take a crazy ball and drop it from certain heights, say, 2m, 1.5m, 1.0m and .5m and note down the number of bounces made by ball before coming to rest. Plot a graph between heights and number of...
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FluxW
I'm a skinny guy, but i can puff out my belly so it looks fat(not seen under clothes). I made a bet, that i can show my naked fattened belly to our sysadmin (who is only 2 years elder) and he will be...
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sonic81
i recently rang 999 to report a injured swan stuck in a busy road at rush hour.i was told to hold.So i waited for about 2 minutes before somebody answered.they said they would send someone out...they...
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Groupie
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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EDDIE51
I have a Nokia N73 locked to T Mobile. I want to unlock it.(to work on Orange) I paid an internet companyt to give me the code, they now say ' sorry we can not provide an unlock for your phone' they...
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ll_billym
What's a horses favourite TV programme? . . . . . . Neighbours.
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tonyav
my epileptic mate a stobe light for christmas. he'll have a f@cking fit when he see's it.

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