Two babies lying in a cot together and the first one say's to the other "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Don't know"replied the second baby The first baby said "Well I can tell" and put a head under the...
They get to keep all the information on what you buy for what ? A lousy 1%. Whats your view folks, have they worked for you and if so give them a name check. Thanks for you views. Nessie LNM x...
This farmer's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who is also a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's £3000 ! the bloke say's he...
Ebay member has bought item for me via Paypal and funds have been placed in my sellers account. Problem is I can fins how I get my funds into my bank account or to use if I wish to buy of another...
Runs on Vista washaving problems and had started a system restore selected date and was working until power cut in household. On power restoring booted up Pc again but after selecting window start...
Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
Needs to be 24- 26 Uk size as she has heavy bones ?
Please help as 22 is tight on her curves, thanks for any help, as the place I suggested got me a hit with the rolling pin.
Nessie :-(...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! " The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man...
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out out his...
