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Surely Not ?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21697205 Is this another joke after the epic fail of Englebert and his embarrassingly dire song ? A female Michael Bolton, she just screams and shouts with...

888sally888

Eurovision

Oooh goody - we have Bonnie Tyler this year - sure we will win!!

lankeela

Anonymous Letter

Just received a very nasty threatening letter. The envelope has the time and date on it plus a number 34108674 - does anyone know if this is a reference to where it was posted?

Jemisa

I Miss Him...

A Couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's...

maggiebee

Blonde Joke

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her...

cassa333

Where Can I Selling Large Quantity Of Chairs

Hi, Anyone have any ideas where we would go for this please? The place I work has about 150 padded folding chairs. Most have seen better days (but could be useful to a hard up organisation or one that...

bddavis1

Name For A Group Of Pigs

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LochNessMonster

Funny Clip, Enjoy !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9D9ZAFHWg&feature=share&list=PLAE17AE6B861B7DE5...

Fanriffic

Book 'em Danno

I've just written a book called "101 Ways To Revive The High Street". It's available on Kindle from Monday. Favourite text joke this week - so far. . ....

starone

The Australian Bin Man.

A refuse collector is driving along a street in Sydney picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday again. I haven'y been outside yet, but I know it's not too warm, I've just seen a polar bear in an overcoat! :o} Have a happy day everyone....

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Can Anyone Give Me The Songs Curtiousy Killed The Cat Sing

we heard a song in morrisons on thursday byt mr desktop thought it was curtiosy killed the cat but its not on my hits cd any one any ideas please of other songs they done desktop

mrs.chappie

Famous People That Sound Like....ordinary People.

I'll go first. Pete Postlethwaite.

TWR

What Attracted You?

What attracted you to your O.H.?

Smowball

He Looks 20 Years Younger!

I think he looks amazing now. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2280275/Boy-George-shows-weight-loss-Whatsonstage-com-Awards.html...

moonraker558

Typical Scots.

Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of...

rosyposy

Three Couples Apply To Join A Church

Three Couples Apply To Join A Church... Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and...

LochNessMonster

View Ths Clip For A Good Laugh Folks.

Viewed this on youtube, will have you in laughing out loud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwe8zAPb4… Post it in browser if link does not work....

daisy0210

What Is Your Favourite Food

Mine is anything with cheese whats yours?

dickythecook

How To Flatten A Stomach. (Bit Rude)

Apologies A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes...

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