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jimmypearson

I Have Been Diagnosed With Kidney Stone Can It Be Removed Naturally, Without Surgery?

I heard drinking water helps.. please suggest other organic therapies....

Dee Sa

Happy Birthday Mrs O

happy birthday Gill, hope you have a lovely day with your friend whatever you do Dee...

Jemisa

How Old?

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your...

LochNessMonster

Surprised !

Did you hear about the midget, who for a laugh walk between the tall blonde models legs? He ended up with a fair crack in the mouth....

slinky.kate

How Long Do You Normally Wait For A Reply For A Job

interview,son applied for one a week past tuesday,heard nothing,is that good or bad ?

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Transvision Vamp Track

transvision vamp track with lyrics standing on the edge of the world...

naomi24

Self-Employed Claiming Benefits

Not sure where to put this, but here goes. Can someone who has been self-employed all his life, but has now become seriously ill, claim benefits? He’s 52 and has paid his National Insurance...

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Anyone Heard Of A Box Set Coming Out By Showaddy Waddy

its suppose to be unrealeased material 10 cds it will be great

excelsior-1

Dave Allen

one of our finest comedians (my humble opinion) there will be a programme profiling his career on bbc2 monday evening at 2100hrs i have set my machine to record it...

anotheoldgit

Who Should Appear On Our Future Banknotes?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/currency/10020432/Sir-Winston-Churchill-to-appear-on-new-5-banknote.html The idea seems good but why have we had to wait until 2016, and why include a quote from a...

TWR

How Safe Are They?

Britain's Motorways,...

Fanriffic

Sad News

Old Kenny was killed at work last week. He worked as a Fork Lift Truck driver at the local Chocolate Factory for the past 17 years and was a much loved and well-respected employee. Carrying out his...

kat1

Rolf Harris

Hes been arrested now regarding sexual abuse! What i don't understand is all these celebrities named but none charged?

mrs_overall

Songs You Associate With Ab'ers - Just For Fun

This one makes me think of tonyav. Which song do you associate with an AB'er?...

hammerman

Is It Legal To Move Frogs ?

I have a pond at work which is being repaired and therefore empty....it's a large pond, approx 50,000 gallons. Now the frogs came down and laid their eggs, which i moved up into the waterfall pools....

starone

Another Groaner!

Joe is very fond of going to the local brothel, but after his last visit he notices that he has some green lumps growing on his will*e. He frantically dashes off to the doctor's who examines him...

Jemisa

In Church On Sunday...

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon,...

Suetheramble

Where Is Crianlarich

WEST HIGHLANDS. CAIRNGORMS OR SOUTH HIGHLANDS