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Houdini Dog

I have a friend who has a young, small, male dog who is forever escaping from his dog run even though the fencing is dug very deeply. Are there any good ideas out there of what more she could do to...

starone

Sex Frog

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign reads: SEX FROGS Only $20 each! Comes with COMPLETE...

Misky

Upgrading A Computer....

When we bought a computer for home a few years ago, it was just to mess about on and get hubby into the habit of using one so we just asked for a basic package. The internet part of it runs slowly and...

corylus

Mrs Overall

Where are you|?

DTCwordfan

Scottish Cultures And Laws - Advice.

The BBC Good Morning programme has just warned late summer holiday makers to take care of local laws and customs when travelling. Acts like carrying mineral water into Nigeria, wearing camouflage in...

information

Amazon

I have long been a fan of Amazon & have alway received good ordered on time, but my last order has not arrived. I cannot find a way ie an email address to let them know. I have been through the...

cecil39

What To Do With Haggis

I have been given a haggis ( a friend says he shot it in the Grampians) but I don't know what to do with it, and he is no help, so , how do you eat yours?

puternut

Apologies To The Celtic People But I Had To Laugh At This.

In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom using a sheep's bladder. However, in 1873, the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first....

hawksley

Tennis

If Andy Murray wins, Look out for cameron ,jumping on the band waggon, for the feel good factor. Be even better if Andy is a labour supporter.

FredPuli43

Murray

William Hill have Murray at 11/8 and Djokovic at 4/7. Do you disagree with their book or not? I agree with it, sadly.

lilypoppyfre

Samsung Galaxy

MY SON HAS RECENTLY ACQUIRED A SAMSUNG GALAXY TIPO PHONE FROM A WORKMATE WHO, UNFORTUNATELY, HAS MISPLACED THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL. COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ADDRESS OR TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE I COULD...

Quzr

Is It Not Time Cycles Had Number Discs And Insurance?

The number of cars damaged by cyclists who then simply ride off is amazing and that is without the number of pedestrians knocked down by them riding on the streets. If they had number plates at-least...

Gizmonster

Foul Mouth Parrot !!!!

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Mister? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."...

Arrods

Fondling In Bed

After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started...

RATTER15

New Muslim Doll On The Market.

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computer14

Are My Ebay Items Good

http://www.ebay.com/sch/auctionstore12/m.html?item=181154897717&ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562...

maggiebee

Iain Banks

Just heard Iain Banks has died. Wasn't a great fan of his books but he was a wonderful speaker. RIP Iain

mrsmaggot

North East Kirks. (Scotland)- Local Quiz

Last one! Sound simple but cant get a kirk to fit it! E.G. relative ripped= Kintore. 9) CRANE CONSUMES OXYGEN....

Ann

Happy Birthday Micmak ..

Hope you have a happy day in this lovely sunshine. Hope Jeza pampers you today ;)

LochNessMonster

Text Codes For A Senior Citizen

Here is some for us to get going. ATD - At the doctors BTW - Bring the wheelchair BYOT - Bring your own teeth LMDO - Laughed my dentures out ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up...

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