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Which Toilet Paper?

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian....

LochNessMonster

Home Sick - Song For All Us Scots Abroad.

Have had to spend a few days south and missing my Inverness, back at weekend. Here's a wee song from back hame. Wild Mountainside - Eddi Reader ( Brings a tear to a glass eye)...

leahbee

Will I Need My Thermal Vest?

Going to a wedding tomorrow up the Yorkshire Dales and the reception will be held in a marquee. Does anyone know if these things are heated or will I have to wear a thermal vest under my posh frock?

coccinelle

Present Person In A Home

Getting into Xmas mode and wondered if you have any ideas to give a present to somebody in a home. I'm thinking of around £8 - 10....

BlueToffee

Sat Nav

I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Satnav is my...

1PrincessPink

My Neighbour Is Invading My Privacy

My neighbours are watching everything I do and taking notes. I am not doing anything wrong, just doing normal things like parking my car on my drive, doing my garden, going to my bin etc. However,...

piggynose

What Was The Name Of That Travel Show Host Of The 70's/80/s?

i seem to remember him wearing a deer stalker,and had a white beard, he might have been scottish, because i'm sure he had a scottish name

Chipchopper

Trick Or Treat...

My Halloween costume scared the life out of people! I dressed up as an energy bill....

bhg481

Did You Hear About The Two Homosexual Irishmen...

William FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzWilliam

Charliebar1984

Help On Moving Out Of London

Morning all I have a big dilemma and really don't know what to do. Ever since I can remember I have always hated London (I live in south east London) I think I've always been a country girl at heart....

stephencurtis

Track Identification

A long shot, can anyone identoify this song from the lyrics, I believe it was released in 1992. I cant count the times I felt I was a loser, when everybody seemed to be so cold, I was broke, confused,...

CailinDeas

Just Felt Like Saying It.....

You are a great lot...

TWR

Safe

Hi all down South, I do hope you've had a safe, accident free, damage free night, our thoughts are with you.

LochNessMonster

Hold The Press ?

Now lets see southern England gets heavy rain, hurricane winds, and floods and its headline news. Its like this every other week in Loch Ness and it so cold too. Wimps ! Come to mind. Nessie :- p...

tamaris

Microsoft Works

I have found an old , well preserved, CD of the above. I have run it but nothing much seems to be happening, maybe not compatible with my Dell Inspiron 660. Can't afford the £100 for the other...

excelsior-1

Caption Competition, October 22

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/CAPTION-CONTEST-23-lord-of-the-rings-9346676-960-404.jpg...

Caran

Maria In Greece

If Greece is in such a bad financial state, how can they afford to pay the supposed parents £7000 a month. They obviously do not check on the actual births of children that are claimed for. Didn't...

sir.prize

Computer Start Up

Searching why my computer is very slow, noticed that 14 items were ticked/active in msconfig startup. Spent ages finding out what each one was. Removed ticks against unnecessary progs. Restarted...

cupid04

Music Quiz.

How many British chart hits between 1955 and 2013 can you think of with 'Nowhere' in the title....

Zacs-Master

Dig Out Your Thermals.

Looks like we're in for a tough one http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/436170/Worst-winter-for-decades-Record-breaking-snow-predicted-for-November...

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