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Tilly2

Bleurgh.....disturbed Sleep

I have had one of those nights when I have been waking up and seen every hour on the clock. 1.30, 2.15, 3.20, 4.17 etc. etc. Normally, I go to bed at 10.00 pm and wake again at around 7.00 am. I'm...
08:18 Sun 13th Oct 201319 answers, last by Tilly2 15:02 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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LochNessMonster

Joke - A Interesting Job Vacancy?

Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow. He says "What does the job entail" And his adviser explains that...
08:11 Sun 13th Oct 20133 answers, last by murraymints 08:26 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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joggerjayne

Oriental Gags

To follow ...
08:17 Wed 09th Oct 201319 answers, last by LochNessMonster 08:00 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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LochNessMonster

Update - Mrs Nessie

She is back home after her operation for breast cancer, we find out if any other treatment is required next week, tails crossed? Thanks or all your kind words of support that have touched her. Once...
07:33 Fri 04th Oct 201321 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:19 Fri 04th Oct 2013
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ToraToraTora

Why Has Dave Turned Down This Offer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-24297286 It's an easy one to win so I can only assume he agrees with "independence"....
16:05 Fri 27th Sep 201345 answers, last by jomifl 18:08 Mon 30th Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Update Folks - Mrs Nessie Operation

Mrs Nessie back in ward after operation for breast cancer, she has taken some water but is sleeping just now. Will visit her tonight ( In Disguise) after all I'm shy ? Thanks for all your kind words...
14:05 Fri 27th Sep 201327 answers, last by pusskin 12:13 Sat 28th Sep 2013
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harpey

Highland News

24 across He knew where to draw the line (6) e---I- 20 d Give birth to a plot (5) -a--- I live in hope....
14:36 Fri 27th Sep 20137 answers, last by harpey 15:25 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Scarlett

Tv Show With Songs

Has there been a TV show which features a comedy story but which includes songs, rather like the Monkees, since the Monkees?! Not like a musical where they break into song, but where the story...
21:39 Sun 22nd Sep 201310 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:08 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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pugthedog

When Miranda Met Bruce

is miranda desperate for someone to talk to...
19:35 Sat 21st Sep 201322 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:37 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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v8avm

Scottish Islands

Good morning,can any one help me Finnish this quiz on Scottish Islands,many thanks if you can. 1: In just how far Rangers have progressed 2: where did the BBC spend a year? 3: Stun and get mixed up 4:...
07:05 Tue 24th Sep 20137 answers, last by Calibax 17:44 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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cassa333

Where Can I Get A Bingo Machine

In the Portsmouth/East Hants area? My computor is playing up and the internet keeps crashing whenever I go to look on links for Bingo Machines so does anyone know where I can get hold of a cheap Bingo...
19:25 Wed 18th Sep 20138 answers, last by cassa333 13:16 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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cupid04

Miserable!

A man is miserable with his 25 inch willy - it's so big no woman will sleep with him. His doctor can't help, so he goes to a witch. She tells him about a frog that lives in a forest. 'Ask the frog to...
21:27 Sat 21st Sep 201313 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:18 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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cupid04

Can I....

1st person: Can I use your Dictaphone? 2nd person: No use your fingers like everybody else!...
23:32 Thu 19th Sep 20137 answers, last by Canary42 23:06 Fri 20th Sep 2013
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beezaneez

Best Treatment For Cold Sores ?

that zavirax is crap !!!! do not waste your money, i felt tingles week ago then started using it but my lips are covered in cold sores yuuuk i was on sunbeds last week so thats the reason, im finding...
20:19 Thu 19th Sep 201319 answers, last by Baby_Sham 08:50 Fri 20th Sep 2013
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james412

Lloydstsb - Phishing Scam

Bad english, not Lloyds website (jinboran.com), suspension threat = phishing scam. More of a warning than a question. New Upgrade On Our System.‏ LloydsTSB ([email protected]) 17/09/2013 Dear Valued...
19:32 Thu 19th Sep 201315 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:41 Fri 20th Sep 2013
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ck1

Spiders

How do they make the horizontal parts of their webs?
07:30 Fri 20th Sep 20134 answers, last by ck1 10:03 Fri 20th Sep 2013
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Cmitchell

80S Music Video

Which was the 80s track that had in the video people going up and down a staircase that went around the inside of a tall square room? The video may have been shot in black and white, and then coloured...
23:27 Fri 13th Sep 20139 answers, last by Fanriffic 13:50 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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marval

Too Much Sex?

A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I...
15:59 Wed 11th Sep 20137 answers, last by maggiebee 10:05 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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mrs_overall

Fao Murraymints

I hope you are feeling better and are on the mend. I am sure it won't be long before you are home from hospital and tucking into the bacon and broon xx
06:20 Fri 13th Sep 201342 answers, last by fraser 13:43 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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emmie

Land Line

you have to have a land line to run the internet, i am assuming that is the case, i am concerned that i am paying a small fortune to the ISP for line rental alone, that is without the few calls i...
07:09 Fri 13th Sep 201315 answers, last by bazwillrun 11:31 Fri 13th Sep 2013

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