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Father's Day When Your Child Has Died.

My husband and I lost our first baby to stillbirth three months ago. He would have been due 17th June, which is the day after father's day. I seem to have gotten most of the attention in all this,...

AB Editor

Friend lost his job on Monday, (cut backs) he has now to claim JSA. The question is he owns his house will this restrict his amount of money given, and for how long? Thanks to all who help. Nessie LMN...

Gavmacp

Storing Music Online

Finding that the more music I put on the computer the more it slows. Is there a site where I can save my music online?

Hopkirk

Come On, Spill The Beans Someone

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html...

BobbyTates

Laptop Screen Too Bright

My laptop screen is too bright. It's really starting to make it hard to work after the kids have gone to bed, any ideas how I can get it to turn down some?

BlueToffee

Breakfast Tv

Heaven forbid.....a young lady just being interviewed said t1ts......oooops!

DSJ

Elevator In Anne Frank House For Americans!

After a group of us had negotiated the narrow steep stairs up to the top of the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam last week, I heard an American lady comment thus:- "They really ought to put an elevator...

LochNessMonster

Whats Your Favourite Mobile App Called ?

How much it cost you and what does it do.

Boto

Lads Mags

Have just heard on the news there is a campaign to get rid of lads' mags. There is a call for retailers to remove them or risk being open to legal action. What do you think - are they sexist,...

excelsior-1

A Lonely Man Enters A Pet Shop....

...looking for an unusual pet as a companion. The store owner suggested a centipede. " What sort of a companion would a centipede be?" the man asked. "This is a most unusual centipede, the store owner...

cupid04

Tonyav And Sunnydave.

Tonyav and SunnyDave are at the urinals when one glances at the other and notices his friend's willy is twisted like a corkscrew. 'wow!' tonyav gasps. 'I've never seen one all curly like a pig's tail...

RATTER15

Looking For A Company Name?

We are trying to decide on a company name but are stuck. We will be doing Animal Assisted Therapy using a variety of different animals. We will also be rearing chickens, Ducks, geese,etc to sell. I...

Georgiesmum

Tv Licence

Do you think its time the tv licence was scrapped and bbc accept adverts on their channel?

cassie

Ebay Selling

Hi, anyone out there with the now how on Ebay selling. I sent a payment request to my buyer for several items,she then said one them she no longer needed, which was fine, and could I send her another...

marval

Kittens

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing “FREE KITTENS”...

Bbbananas

Chuggers (Aka Charity Muggers)

Our high street is plagued with them. I was approached 3 times yesterday by 3 different ones. They position themselves so you can hardly avoid them. Their training and tactics are so obvious; the...

Jemisa

Too Long

.There is this bloke who has a 25 inch penis. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dic* smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he...

mccfluff

Memories Of Home (Food Related Of Course)

I'm staying at hotel of mother tonight and i'm really looking forward to a "mum" meal I have put various requests in and judging by the weird text i got this morning i think i am getting beef in black...

Jesus

Best Party Songs

What are the best songs to play at party?

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