A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
My wife apart from other serious health issues suffers with severe arthritis, back,knees,ankles and worst of all both hands to the point where her fingers are pretty useless.Up until late last year...
I have just had a telephone call from someone supposedly at sky to tell me that the sky hd box I fitted in June is now out of guarantee and to cover it for problems I need to buy some insurance at a...
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh", said the nurse, I'm a professional. In over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then", said...
A great musical quiz is now available to raise money for our local orchestra. There are 50 questions - composers, instruments or musical terms. No musical knowledge needed. £1 minimum donation -...
my son is 5 and doesn't see his dad anymore ( my sons choice, but his dad could never really be bothered with him anyway- he has a partner and 2 other kids and they are much more important than my...
Hello all. On a lunch break and wanna pose a question to all: I've recently started a new job and am enjoying it. the following happened today: My colleague askedme tohelp him track down some urgent...
I'm worried about my period which was light for 2 weeks (barely there really) and has now been very heavy for 6 days with no sign of let up. And painful. This is completely out of character for me-...
When i was on my travels maybe in Thailand or possibly Papua New Guinea, maybe Wales? I had this great and tasty nutritious fizzy fish shake type beverage, I do know it had fish blended into a liquid...
My house (small 2 bedroom) doesn't have any heating but I am having guests round for Xmas dinner so rather than them sitting here freezing I need to get a heater. Which type heater is the cheapest to...
Hi, Just been prescribed the above for high blood pressure and it says on the NHS website..... Alcohol Alcohol can interact with certain medicines. In the case of Ramipril: this medicine may interact...
Hi, I need to buy a token birthday gift for a neighbours son. He likes footie and plays online games if that's any help. I can't seem to find anything that doesn't cost a fortune and I really only...
Morning everyone, Recently I have been eating a little bit better than I normally would - mainly out of support, but there are benefits to my health as well! But what I am really looking forward to is...
28a species of tree in same family as apricot a?m?n?
36a stem of beans,peas and potatoes used for thatching h???m
Last 2 - thanks in advance for help...
I am a 63 year old female retired just have the goverment pension. I save £20.00 month, I have just my pension and disability allowence paid into my back account, my question is should I be...