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Let's have a singalong

in the jungle , the african jungle, 3 lions sleep tonite , because in the morning, the early morning, they have to catch a flight. no win away, no win away, no win away, no win away...
21:53 Tue 29th Jun 20105 answers, last by Madmonks 22:11 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Madmonks

Swings and roundabouts......

1966...the ball doesn't cross the line...goal given, the ref and linesman's decision is enough for every England fan. 2010...the ball crosses the line...goal not given, the ref and the linesman's...
23:40 Sun 27th Jun 20109 answers, last by Madmonks 21:26 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Madmonks

proof that the ball did not cross the line

http://bet72.com/news...as-not-over-the-line/...
20:32 Tue 29th Jun 20103 answers, last by Madmonks 21:18 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Madmonks

There's always 2014

Fast forward to 2014 - it is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Kaka goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's...
18:28 Tue 29th Jun 201013 answers, last by Madmonks 19:43 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Flood Warning!

People in the North of England have been issued with a serious flood warning due to the fact that everyone in Scotland have been pissing themselves laughing!
22:51 Mon 28th Jun 201013 answers, last by Madmonks 19:37 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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marval

Three

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And...
18:11 Tue 29th Jun 20104 answers, last by marval 19:41 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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supersuezy24

That was sooooooooooooooooooooooo IN!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!
14:38 Sun 27th Jun 201021 answers, last by Madmonks 23:49 Sun 27th Jun 2010
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piggynose

yes germany and argentina both played well and won... but the refereeing..

in both games was cr@p, why didn´t england react the same way as mexico did after?? Argentinas 1ºst goal which was a mile offside, englands 2nd goal was a yard over the line. Maybe the...
21:01 Sun 27th Jun 20109 answers, last by Madmonks 23:37 Sun 27th Jun 2010
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Madmonks

New Shrek Movie

“I liked the hilarious bit where Shrek played a game of football with ten donkeys.”
18:56 Mon 21st Jun 20102 answers, last by Madmonks 19:08 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Madmonks

Why complain about the constant drone of the vuvuzelas...

It's nothing new....we've had to listen to the constant droning of Alan Hansen for years!
22:22 Fri 18th Jun 20106 answers, last by Madmonks 18:36 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Madmonks

Return to sender

A container holding 250,000 England tops was returned to the FA today by the people of Haiti. Attached was a not saying “We have no homes, no food and no water but we still have our...
19:37 Sun 20th Jun 20103 answers, last by Madmonks 18:33 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Custody Battle

A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?" "Because he beats me"...
19:28 Sun 20th Jun 20102 answers, last by Madmonks 18:32 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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A beautifl young girl was walking along the beach

weaing the tightest pair of denim shorts anyone had ever seen. A young man went up to her and said 'how can anyone get into a pair of shorts that tight?' She answered ' you could start by buyng me...
21:57 Sat 01st May 20102 answers, last by Madmonks 22:55 Sat 01st May 2010
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carrust

Para-normal

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 yrs. He has recently married a local girl who can; wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a...
09:21 Fri 12th Mar 20107 answers, last by Madmonks 20:38 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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crossing

landmarks quiz

These are clues for landmarks found abroad 1 A monstrous myth? 2 Where Diana was sincere 3 Home of a yearly ring thrower Very Grateful for any help...
18:19 Mon 07th Dec 20098 answers, last by alexanderd 11:40 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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dougsq

Flower,herb or plant

1) Economical management. 2) Harlequin's Girlfriend 3) Breakfast on toast
21:52 Mon 15th Jun 20096 answers, last by Madmonks 23:15 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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RuskinJazz

popular sayings/orders in London

Anyone know any other sayings/orders that you hear or see when travelling around London, for example: Mind the gap Look left Look right....
17:18 Tue 05th May 200916 answers, last by CatInTheHat 00:21 Tue 26th May 2009
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Madmonks

Yet another one to baffle the non-Scots

Abi had just moved to Glasgow from Israel in the 60's and moved into a tenement flat. He was feeling the cold so lit a coal fire which quickly set the chimney alight. The fire brigade arrived, having...
21:32 Mon 20th Apr 20098 answers, last by Madmonks 22:18 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

For your de lick tation

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners...
09:22 Fri 17th Apr 20096 answers, last by Madmonks 18:38 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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McMouse

OK, I will top myself

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one...
13:15 Sat 04th Apr 20095 answers, last by McMouse 23:40 Sat 04th Apr 2009

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