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The last one has disappeared from the latest posts, so I'll start you with a new one. Just follow on as closely as you can with a song or lyric of your own. Play nice and have fun. Love cupid04.xx...

maggiebee

Sunday Express £1000 Crossword

Stuck on 23a - a glib, plausible style of talk especially associated with salespeople (I have s??i?) Any help appreciated....

Lurcher100

Have recently been diagnosed with onset of osteo arthrititis in knees & hips.Am 60yrs old and beginning to struggle with some aspects of work (construction). Wondering cycling could be beneficial or...

Carelvt

One Who Reverts To Type Before Any Impression Is Created?

10 letters: ????O???O? Thank you...

gness

Bliss Today Has Been.....

.....sitting on the highest point on Valentia Island.......a clear and sunny day with some of the best views I have ever seen..... A really nice picnic area provided and in keeping with the...

ethandron

What Are You Having...

...for your evening meal? We're pushing the boat out and having baked beans on toasted cheese and jalapeño bagels, with shaved Parmesan on top, lots of pepper, and brown sauce for those who want it....

Carelvt

It Is A Non-Runner - You Can Put Your Shirt On That!

(7,5) ????H?? ???S? Thank you...

excelsior-1

A Quickie

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?" He...

Sqad

Judge Rindle

" Second Series?" They are all repeats....

jennyjoan

Flowers

I have just received the most beautiful bouquet of flowers - they are truly stunning. However, when I looked at the note - No 4 was actually 7 - so they are for my neighbour. Boo boo. Don't like...

EcclesCake

I Have A Spare Couple Of Hours....

What should I do? So far I have come up with ironing centre creases in my jeans and painting a light bulb black to see if the rooms gets darker when I switch the lamp on. What else could I do?...

joggerjayne

Intolerance

I had some people down from London for a meeting this week. So I hire a meeting room at one of the hotels on the sea front, have them provide sandwiches and juices, etc. And what happens? "Oh, I'm...

maggiebee

Open Letter

Dear people of the world I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely Grammar...

anotheoldgit

Westminster's Parliament Is The Gayest Of Them All.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3080663/Westminster-world-s-gayest-Parliament-Commons-32-openly-gay-lesbian-bisexual-MPs-compared-10-Holland.html...

xstitcher

What Duties Are Expected Of Mp's Wives

I ask this because our Danish Prime Minister is married to the Kinnock Man. We're having an election soon and there is a good chance she'll be out, but I can hardly see her playing the little wife in...

slinky.kate

A Fishy Tale

when i walked into the fish shop i said to the fishmonger'COD' I have a lb.of that fish,he said.............

Aleksandro

Made A Boob

Daily Record Work closely together I think is now ?i?i?e...

marval

How Many?

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to...

lindapalmara

Paddy And Mick

Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ) ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo------------ A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a...

hc4361

Xanthelasma

Not complaining but I've just realised the xanthelasma and both eyelids have disappeared after 4 or 5 years. Is this typical?...

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