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Stating The Obvious

So police have pulled a suitcase containing a body out of a river and they're treating it as suspicious, really!! Are there any circumstances when this wouldn't be suspicious!?!?...

catswhiskas

Quiet Wedding

When reading the marriage notices in the paper, why do people nearly always say,'the marriage took place quietly '?.

marval

I Can

A young English couple decided they needed an au pair, and arranged for a girl to come over from Northern Finland. When she arrived, the wife asked, "Can you cook?" "No," said the girl, "My mother...

Canary42

Well Done Murray

He wins on clay - beat Nadal in the Madrid Open Final 6-3 6-3 Congratulations Andy....

Georgiesmum

Should We Be Worried?

Should we be worried about this asteroid that is heading its way to Earth, and reaching Earth this Thursday? It is a mile wide and apparently if it hits the Earth it can cause mass destruction and...

Jamjar74

Butter Beans

With what type of meal would you serve butter beans. Thank you....

maggiebee

They Walk Among Us! ---------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home....

sonorafishfish

Pop Musiuc Intros.

Is it just me or is the intros to most songs better than the actual songs?Im referring to songs like the Sex Pistols-Pretty Vacant,songs like the Whos baba oreilly..songs like smoke on the water or...

sonorafishfish

Welcome The Snp.

They are a nationalist,socialist party....whatever could go wrong?

maggiebee

Piercings

Following on from my rant(!) the other day about piercings on animals, children etc. my 10 year old grandaughter has just been to show me her newly pierced ears. "That's lovely" I said through gritted...

Jordyboy9

Lovely Man?

https://youtu.be/y_rujxKf39M Was he a lovely man?...

marval

Ouch

After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says. "Calm...

Theland

Oh You Selfish Naion?

how do yu voters feel about the tory win and the perpetuation of food banks, benefit sanctions, and grinding our weakest people into penury?God help us for our lack of humanity...

gordiescotland1

Theresa May Back As Home Secretary It Is Ridiculous

I can't believe Theresa May is back as home secretary it is absolutely ridiculous the mistakes she made the last time if she was in the private sector she would be long gone....

maggiebee

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily....

Zacs-Master

Boris!

In all the melee surrounding the election, has anyone on here noticed that he's back as an MP? Ok, as Dave did SO well, his leadership is out of the equation at the moment but a cabinet position...

sandyRoe

The Cruelest Cut Of All?

Who really needs fairweather friends like him? http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/milibrand-rip-russell-brand-stages-climbdown-on-support-for-ed-miliband/ar-BBjqisJ...