A donkey walks into a bar and sits down next to a really attractive young lady, orders a brew and turns to the young woman and asks her "Do you date asses?" The young lady thinks for a while...
My dad, who is very particular about the correct use of the english language thinks that 'I went to Tescos' is fine.
I disagree, there should be no S.
Who is correct?...
Stephen the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs. Trevor...
A commission for a pub - prints, cards and postcards to prepare. I have been referring to this on the various early morning birds posts so thought some of you may like to see it....
The Queen and David Cameron are on the same stage at the Jubilee Concert, in front of a huge crowd. The Queen leans towards Mr Cameron and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand...
I have a feeling that the Queen is going to be very disappointed - maybe even a little bored? at the special concert tonight. I know everyone likes different kinds of music but she is a similar age to...
Hope all you lucky English people are enjoying your bank holiday. Crazy system here in Scotland - everyone at work today as we don't get bank holidays - but off tomorrow for the jubilee holiday. Seems...
folk. A few weeks ago 4 of my friends booked to go on a coach Mystery tour for a day out. Two of the four began to get really worked up about the fact that they did not know the destination to which...
My Wife and I went to the Great Yarmouth agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, '...
It has been raining heavily overnight here so I am just about to gather any slugs and snails from my garden which I am sure are having a field day till I get out there. When you have collected them...
proud to be British today . One of the things we as a country do well is pageantry, thoroughly enjoyed watching the flotilla. Enjoy the rest of the Jubilee, Your Maj,you deserve it.