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robert551069

Jokes from "Streetwise Magazine-May"

1.What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted 2.I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body. Apparently...
14:30 Wed 06th Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 18:18 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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marval

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb. Border Collie: Just one. And I'll...
17:15 Thu 07th Jun 201214 answers, last by tenrec 20:50 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Doggy Style?

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
12:41 Thu 07th Jun 20126 answers, last by wildwood 22:36 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Groupie

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop

She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to runthe shop on her own. She had to confide in him...
16:55 Thu 07th Jun 20128 answers, last by redman41 14:29 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Smowball

irresistible foods.....

What foods do you find it absolutely impossible to resist if they are in the house? Whether you are on a diet, not on a diet, if you have these about they will be devoured! One of mine is home made...
14:37 Thu 07th Jun 201286 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:11 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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babylilo

My ex...

Ok so I was kinda seeing this guy for about 7 months but he broke it off saying I was too clingy, not true. I was so confused. Anyways I stayed in a flat with his friend, a girl, but we fell out big...
14:47 Wed 06th Jun 20129 answers, last by jabuchanjx 19:07 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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NoMercy

An Announcement

Turns out Bobjugs has been up to no good with another woman. We have now split up....
15:41 Wed 06th Jun 201296 answers, last by funnygirl 16:01 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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maggie14

On the dance floor quiz

All answers are dances, no no of letters given 14 Northern toss 16 Dog disney letter 20 Young ovine plus one 21 Battenburg stroll Thanks in advance...
13:24 Wed 06th Jun 201220 answers, last by maggie14 15:58 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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starone

A Bad Day

I think this may have been done recently because it seem familiar, so do forgive me if you have already seen it. Ever have one of those days????? There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink...
11:52 Wed 06th Jun 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 13:48 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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fruitsalad

Tramadol

Was prescribed these painkillers for tonsillitis what awful tablets they are make me feel worse than I did back to paracetol and ibuprofen me thinks
18:30 Tue 05th Jun 201219 answers, last by maggiebee 12:03 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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starone

Silly instructions

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not...
20:35 Tue 05th Jun 20123 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:46 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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marval

Hymns for the aging.

Precious Lord take my hand (and help me get up) It is well with my soul (but my back hurts) Nobody knows the trouble I have seeing Amazing Grace (considering my age) Just a slower walk with thee Count...
21:35 Tue 05th Jun 201210 answers, last by marval 13:44 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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furrypusscat

Fundraising Site.

I have just clicked on the bookmark I had saved for the fundraising site and came across this information. In case anyone is interested in the latest update, you can add your email address for further...
08:19 Wed 06th Jun 20124 answers, last by Gill1941 13:36 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Denisdiamond

Drink driving

Would I be committing an offence if I accepted a lift in a car knowing the driver was over the drink driving limit?
07:47 Wed 06th Jun 201221 answers, last by methyl 22:52 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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XxKimagurexX

Why so all of a sudden

A lot of my guy friends (6 in the past week ) are suddenly telling me they like me and want to go out with me. I usually have a unrequited crush, get all shy, then it passes to the next crush. I've...
04:48 Wed 06th Jun 201211 answers, last by askyourgran 22:10 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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TWR

Penny less.

You have a family of 3>>4 children, your on your own & hard up, in debt & in need of food etc, you have tried the benefits office without joy, would you go out and steal from the...
19:33 Tue 05th Jun 201263 answers, last by TWR 09:39 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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anneasquith

one of life^s joys ?

as above. a full moon on a clear night :) what makes you joyous ?
18:05 Tue 05th Jun 201231 answers, last by TWR 20:03 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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marval

The Jewish Fire Department

One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around....
19:02 Tue 05th Jun 20128 answers, last by marval 19:26 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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I.Don No

Rolf Harris at jubilee concert

who in the name of chuff decided that Rolf's performance should be cut short for some chappie sitting at a piano, who isn't even from the commonwealth? ps..someone please tell Cheryl Cole that she...
11:18 Tue 05th Jun 201236 answers, last by ummmm 08:14 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Purple_Popple

How can someone be 'content'

when they are with someone they dont love, someone they have no passion with or someone they dont even feel attracted to ? I dont understand.
13:18 Tue 05th Jun 201231 answers, last by ummmm 00:30 Sat 30th Jun 2012

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