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EvianBaby
I'd love a dog but it's just not really an option at the moment so I was thinking of doing some dog walking. I've googled around my area and there are lots of companies that offer it (at a charge) but...
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Myriad2112
..... It's not really my cup of fish!
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naomi24
On the news tonight, both a representative of the Church of England and a spokesman for Islam said that since it is in direct contravention of God’s law, marriage between same sex couples must...
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SCOUT909
My Son who is 13 has come home with a letter last night from school saying on Friday they are having a "Community Day" which is a non-lesson day. He has to meet at school at 12 noon and the...
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carrust
Poland's Jakub Blaszczykowski beats England's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain at Scrabble......
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TWR
Did you see them last night? what crackers some of them, when asked, where do you put your "NUTS" one shows you a roll of sellotape" "Ouch"
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Manjo
85A Fife-born author 6,5 Andrew ?r??g 42D Show excessive enthusiasm 5 d?o?l 62D Show of honour 6 h?m??e 56D Nullify 6 n??a?e...
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chrispybacon
2d It's wrong to knock me up! (5) I _ _ _ T 17d Korean perhaps given fourth prize (5) A _ _ _ T 21d A tool my leader's breaking in (4) H - - R...
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chrispybacon
7a Country doctor found without a girl (7) _ I _ _ D _ A 23a Quiet Shakespeare character character, one moved to introduce an artist (7) _ I _ _ _ S _...
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fairycakes69
Got up to see the torch going through my town today. Got there in plenty of time, we live at the very start of the town, so not too many people where we were. Saw the police, the music bus, coke bus...
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starone
Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams. About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad." She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it....
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starone
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good nights sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not," he asks. She...
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alison6399
Hi Please could someone help with today's puzzle. Details as follows: A train 275 yards long, travelling at 30 mph, enters a tunnelof 4.5 miles il length. How long will it take from the moment the...
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mrs_overall
I wish I could. I have been likened to a cat being strangled with piano wire
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Jemisa
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social...
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mrs_overall
(following on form the post in news about the girl being 20p short for her busfare) My last one was yesterday when at the supermarket a woman had no change for the trolley and I gave her a spare...
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EvianBaby
There's a furniture shop down the road from work called Abode. When the posty came he accidently gave us something meant for them so like a good neighbour I popped down there to give it to them. The...
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cymruambyth1
Hi everyone!! Well I am now 26 and since I was about 18 I have steadily been putting weight on. On and off I've tried to lose weight but nothing seems to work. A month ago we got a dog which now means...
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Ladymojo
1. An outcrop around a South Sea island. 2. A well known stage comedy play. 3. The main gangway in a church. 4. Clever gymnasts from the east. 5. A page of the newspaper is full of them Any help much...
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bednobs
i noticed today that my 8 week old had a small discharge on her girl bits. i asked my husband if he'd seen it before when he bathed her/ changed the nappy. his reply was that he didn't look at those...

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