When you see a woman.... And want her badly.... Please consider the following.... No matter how beautiful she is..... No matter how sexy she is.... No matter how seductive she is... No matter how huge...
person ever to be in charge of a laptop? On a different thread I couldn`t find the minus key which, although covered in Pollyfilla, I think I use automatically. More practise revealed I was hitting...
I know its an oldie but its still a goody. Adults Only ..... A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting...
I've just had an email from a senior partner that quotes the phrase 'False of habit'. I've never heard that one before. Ones you hear often are Damp Squib, or Doggy Dog World. Are there any others you...
I was in my back garden one morning when I heard my neighbour saying the above phrase, as I thought she was talking to me I said "Eh?" She then replied "Oh I was just saying "hello...
Hello, a quick briefing. I married a beautiful lady 15 years ago who I fell in love with whilst in Asia and I know that before she met me she used to sleep with tourists for money so that she could...
Iceburg lettuce! Does anyone wash this, I do, but it's a pet hate of mine, I despise the salad spinner as well. A restaurant near me serves wedges of iceburg with their meals, surely these haven't...
I had some minor treatment at the hospital yesterday and am off work now for a few days. I'm not to left or bend and have some meds to take every few hours but otherwise and thankfully, I'm perfectly...
Any suggestions on where i can take my two young children for a midweek break in the school holidays (28th May - 01st June) within the uk. Somewhere which will be quite busy with a good family bar
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into...
We intend to put it by the front door so visitors, postman , door to door salesman (no not them really), notice the pleasing fragrance as they go to our door.
Hi everyone. I would like to ask for advice regarding a problem I am facing right now. I have this girl I like before who has now been avoiding me for reasons I am not even sure of. Though, my...