I made a promise to myself this morning, that I'd lay off AB for a couple of hours so I can get a jump on the housework, do you think I made good on that promise?.........not a bit of it, and now it's...
I have been sitting at my computer for the last hour and have just realised how cold I am.. My feet are freezing and so are my hands. I will NOT put the heating on as it's May! Whoever heard of having...
I was walking along the beach the other day whne I saw what appeared to be an altercation between a policeman and some fella holding a large piece of wood. The copper tried to reason with him and as I...
Before you go to bed. I'm not talking about having a wee. For me it's having a smoke out of the window and thinking of the grandkids I will never have.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their...
I have been sneezing for 3 days now. Head feels like it's full of cotton wool and my eyes are red and nose running (not a pretty sight). Never had an allergy in my life but beginning to think it might...
Does anyone else think this diet is not half as good as the old WW Points system? I`ve followed it religiously this week and not lost an ounce. It seems really restrictive with less of a result.
Onwards and Downwards Continues in May Hi Everyone, Well it looks like we may actually have some nice weather soon after about a month of rain. Will many of you now be able to get out and about more...
Can I have some help please Superior sense of catching by accident (11) -v-r-e---n- State Dane confused with Virginia (6) -----a Nuclear rabbit (4-7) e is 4th last letter Pop some wood in for the...
Do you remember the old traditions of May Day? In the late 40's/early fifties we used to decorate a broom handle with crepe paper twirled all the way down it. Had streamers attached to the top of it....
Three men were hiking through a forest....... when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the...