A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident" The Blonde starts sobbing "Thats horrible!! So many men dying...
A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons. In the middle of the night, she crept into the room where the two brothers...
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn' (Don't drink the water, it's...
The last 3 times I've been shopping, I've meant to pick up a bottle of hair conditioner. I now have 3 bottles of shampoo and still no conditioner. A trip to the opticians I think. What makes you...
More women these days are delaying having their first baby until their mid thirties & choose only to have one or two children, when do you think is the best age to first have a child?
A bloke walks into a Glasgow lending library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dae ye hae ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her...
The Club is now Open Welcome once again to all members old and older. The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate. Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor...
Spent a very entertaining half an hour today watching the neighbour's cat (Dennis) trying to get to food. I had some sausages past their "sell by" date so cooked them, chopped them up and...
- The Magnificent Seven! Real men, heroes, all gorgeous, not like the selfish yellow-livered men I've met :( Quote from Yul Brynner "now we are 7" - classic.
i know a great number of people who believe skimmed milk is actually just normal milk but watered down...that the carton is half water half milk - despite the name... this is apparently a pretty...
What is it with your man p morgan that our big stars seem to blurt and cry on this programme .Which I admit I would not give house room .It be in the tabloids so it do
The law is a joke, the sentences given out to these sum is just laughable & the scum know it, the kniferes, killers, muggers, rapists, will it ever get to the stage that Vigilante's will start to...