I was watching an old 'Pointless' yesterday and one of the catagories was
famous people and their catchphrases. What would your catchphrase be?
Mine is not now darling!...
Leading on from chaptazbru's thread about the best books you have read, what are the worst. Mine are The Time Travellers Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, what an absolute boring load of twaddle, this is...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray...
Adults Only..... YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN.. You let one rip in your sleep and don't care if he hears. Talking dirty in bed means shouting obscenities when he hogs the covers . Chivalry's as...
I went into town the other day and saw a sign in a cafe window.CHICKEN DINNERS 20p. so I went in. "is that right?" I said "chicken dinners 20p" "It sure is" the waitress...
Kids ... LOL I don't spend much time in the company of children, but ... On the Easter ski trip (which included the WAMs and their families), on one of the days I'd tied my hair in a low pony ... ......
Hello, I am a mediatior for a affluent and powerful arab family who want to rent a tube train for a few hours when they arrive in may, does anyone know whether this can be arranged? It will be for a...
I'm meeting Chain Smoker Pal for an early evening livener. We will no coubt stand outside ... in the drizzle ... clutching our bottle of white, watching each others' hair get frizzy, feeling damp -...
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees. He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of...
I am going on an escorted coach tour of the USA with my mum and we will be sharing a room but she is an awful snorer, last time we went away overnight I had to sleep in the bathroom to get any sleep,...
Generally if I find a spider in the house I leave it there as they always tend to stay in the same place and only come out during the day. I feal this helps against other pests such as silver fish and...
I have been chatting on FB with some old school pals who set up a page for our school days - sharing memories etc, I was bullied badly at school and will never forget the people who did that. Some of...
Truly stumped on this - would really appreciate some help to get going again. 12a: Bird (girl) with the Spanish complaint (6,6) _ _ _ _ _ _/_H_U_H (something thrush?) 20a: Always left youth hostel in...