Just went to run a bath and there he sat BIG and HAIRY ,had to flush him down the plughole but he clung on to the nonslip mat like a scotsman to a five pound note. OH is total rubbish at getting rid...
I love getting into a gripping series. Most of the things I watch these days are total and utter rubbish. Anyone got anything to recommend? I love crime things but I'm open to watching anything as...
I just got to wondering as my fav pan is on its last legs, (the handle is coming loose and cant be tightened :( )good going for a pan that 30 odd year old. Its known as the nuns pan as it was bought...
Guy went into chemist "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Guy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."...
If you could reccommend just one film to watch, what would it be and why?
Mine would be American HistoryX. It doesnt make comfortable viewing but has a hard-hitting message that one can't ignore....
A stranger to Glasgow met his pal at Central Station. It was obvious that someone had recently punched his face. His pal asked, "What on earth happened to you then?" The chap replied,...
The Mistress of the Mansion summons Alfred the Butler to her quarters. “Alfred, take off my dress” she asks. “But madam” replies Alfred, rather stunned. “Take off my...
I saw these in the Daily Record yesterday and thought they were amazing. The work he does really blows my mind! Please, have a gander...
http://www.davidmach.com/postcard-collage/...
Sorry but I think its a huge waste of money abd I worry about terrorist attacks, we have to get lucky all the time and they only have to get lucky once.
What do you think ?...
A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it...
My collection, amassed over 40 years, of all the novels by Mrs. Henry Wood. I would like them to go to someone who wants them rather than donate to a charity shop and them be sold piecemeal, or...
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so...
Remember a while ago I tild you that my son's gf was pregnant and i was so shocked? Well she went into labour early and gave birth to a small but beautiful little girl yesterday! She is absolutely...