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not too smutty ?

hi have a friend who is "a bit down " any short text*s i can send them, not too smutty please. tia

i was trying to think of some titles to tell the kids. Seems they are just as funny to a nine year kid today as they were forty years ago! I could only remember: Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly Angry...

drshlomo

Signing for a neighbors mail

I signed for a neighbors mail yesterday and just gave her her mail this morning and couldn't help wondering what would happen if she decided to say she never received it from me, Im guessing that I...

parkyboyblue

VW GOLF MK4 CD MULTICHANGER

Just bought a mk 4 golf with a 12 cd sony multichanger in the boot, however, the nice chap I bought it of has removed the Sony radio and put a vw Gamma in. The question is what do I need to do to make...

oldexpat

Parcels - the ins and outs

If you are sent a prcel in the post and you are not there to collect it then it goes to the postal place. How long will it stay there for? The reason I ask is I will be getting something sent in the...

onetoomany

please tell me

if im earning 15'610 per annum- how much am i earning an hour? thanks

quincyqqq

stick

i have a memory stick with a lot of info on it now when i click the shortcut i get this make sure the disc is properly in done that make sure that the network source is available do not understand...

hotfemail

seperated - share entitlement of insurance policy........

I have been seperated from my husband for 4 years but we havent started divorce proceedings yet. He still lives in our (jointly owned) house and I have not had anything from it. I have not contributed...

hiblingz

Can i claim housing benefit for a house owned by my father

i recieve housing benefit for a house which i rent from a private landlord. he has told me that the mortgage payments for the house i am renting from him have gone up I spoke to the council and they...

PokerMan

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely...

jujuman

1930 on S M W and F. 1 E of C S=

Help please, really baffled by this one

lindylou16

I groaned first

A farmer discovers overnight his sheepdog can talk, so to check it's intelligence, he asks the dog to count his sheep. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back. 'So,' says the...

Elijay

Speedometer broken. Caught on camera doing 35 in 30 area

I live in Hampshire. While on a recent holiday the speedometer of my camper van stopped working. Even though I thought I was driving slowly I was caught on camera doing 35mph in a 30mph area in...

dothawkes31

Speed limit

I thought I knew the national speed limit but not sure if I've been caught out or not, driving down from Cumbria today there was an odd looking speed camera on the A 590 at a place called Townend,...

tigwig

Speeding fine query

My dad has just received the above and it claims he was doing 50mph in a 40 mph zone. He truthfully feels he wasn't doing that speed and I must admit I have never known him speed before. Is there any...

marval

Nice story

Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: Oh John please don't touch me at all Oh John please don't touch me Oh John please don't...

Vagrant

Hole

Is there any legal limit on the size of hole one can dig in one's garden?

chrissa1

Insurance

Can I take out comprehensive insurance on a car that is registered in my son's name but that I have paid for and that I will be the main driver of? He would be a named driver and is over 30 years old.

shiznit

Replacement Stereo for Mondeo

Im after a new stereo for my Mondeo, but dont want to spend a fortune, those days are far behind me now.I need to be able to attach my iPhone preferably through a jack into the back of the unit. Also...

poodicat

Samsung Phone?

My mobile is great, apart from the only issue is the sound or the lack of it,when i try and hear the other person its not very loud,and i dont think my phone has a increased volume,if so,where should...

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