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Hang On, Hang On

Picked up this gorgeous woman at a bar in Thailand, well she was dressed like a woman, she spoke like a woman, she danced like a woman, and oh what a great kisser she was. She asked if I wanted to go...
23:01 Thu 21st Mar 201311 answers, last by MadMen 00:33 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Beer Jokes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beer doesn't make you fat it makes you lean, against bars, walls, other drinkers To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group My dad used to collect beer...
23:58 Mon 18th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 15:12 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Wife's Birthday

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
23:40 Mon 18th Mar 201313 answers, last by Ylonen 12:52 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Local Quiz

Answers give a film or song containing a colour or shades of. 1. (Song) B???????? H??? 9/4 2. (Film) T?? E??????? O? E???? R??? 3/8/2/5/4 Any help would be appreciated please...
22:44 Sun 17th Feb 20133 answers, last by magicmick 22:52 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment, i am in apartment 301. There is a panel on the front...
15:30 Fri 15th Feb 20132 answers, last by headwreck 23:56 Sat 16th Feb 2013
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50 Shades Of Grey....not

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, and backwards again, back and forth..... in and out.... back and forth.....in and out she could...
00:15 Mon 04th Feb 20133 answers, last by boxtops 17:27 Thu 07th Feb 2013
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Motor Bike In Bible

Did you know the motor bike is mentioned in the Bible? It says the echo of Moses Triumph roared through the hills
00:34 Sat 26th Jan 201312 answers, last by marval 13:55 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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Italian Proverb

Just read this Italian proverb After the game is over the King and the Pawn finish up in the same box I have my own thoughts on this but not to sure, anyone have any ideas please?...
00:20 Sat 26th Jan 20137 answers, last by RATTER15 09:44 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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The Cardiologist

A car mechanic was taking a cylinder head of a Honda when a well known cardiologist entered the garage, so the mechanic called him over and said ' so doc, look at this engine I open it's heart take...
23:43 Sat 12th Jan 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:46 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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I Wanted To Study Meteorology..........

..........but It just gave me a deep depression
00:06 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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Any Motor Bike Fans

http://www.youtube.com/embed/iKqpvriKZuA I think you will like this...
23:54 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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I Asked My Mate.........

...... in the pub last night did he fancy a game of darts 'He said oche'....
13:18 Fri 21st Dec 20121 answer, last by Baldric 13:20 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Father Christmas.........

.........was talking to one of his elves after a busy Christmas, he said "it is the same every year running about in this silly red suit, and at the end of it all finish up empty handed" the elve said...
00:13 Fri 21st Dec 20125 answers, last by piggynose 09:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Christmas Card Scene

https://www.elion.ee/docs/joulukaart/eng/ Hope this works for you kids will love it...
14:33 Thu 20th Dec 201239 answers, last by boxtops 00:03 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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What Food...........

........ can cause the average man heartache, pain and suffering for years after eating it? Wedding cake...
00:38 Thu 20th Dec 20122 answers, last by boxtops 07:42 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Inner Peace

By reading a article I found in a magazine I have found inner peace The article read. "The way to inner peace is to finish all the things you have started". So I looked around the house to see all the...
00:17 Thu 20th Dec 20123 answers, last by slkdfwiegjwoie 02:47 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Simple Card Magic For Christmas

If your children/grandchildren are like mine they love a bit of magic, I have a couple of simple tricks to share if anyone interested. This is the memory test you tell your audience you have found a...
23:35 Wed 19th Dec 20125 answers, last by Bluestone 23:26 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Calling Glasgow Rangers Fans

I have a book The first 100 years of HAMPDEN This was given to me from a friend who said I could give it to any Rangers fan, as I do not know any where I live I wondered if anyone on ab would like it?...
10:28 Tue 18th Dec 20127 answers, last by Duncer 16:08 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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I Asked A Campanologist ........

.......for a date she said I will give you a ring...
23:31 Fri 14th Dec 201223 answers, last by Cruciformist 09:58 Sat 15th Dec 2012
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Italian Boy's Confession

'Bless me father for i have sinned. 'I have been with a loose girl' The priest asks, 'is that you little Joey Pagano'? 'Yes father it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with'? 'I can't tell you...
14:54 Fri 14th Dec 201210 answers, last by Electrochem 19:40 Sat 15th Dec 2012

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