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Another 'sucking' joke

My gay mate TJ was up infront of the local court for soliciting in a gent's toilet, but on this day he had a really bad sore throat. The Judge and the court were having trouble trying to understand...
23:13 Wed 03rd Oct 20125 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:04 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Diamond Ring

An elderley man walked into a jewellry store last Friday evening with a much younger beautiful girl by his side. he told the jeweller he was looking for a special diamond ring for his girlfriend, the...
13:03 Mon 01st Oct 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:04 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Elderly couple

Two elderly gents were sat in the garden of a retirement home one turns to the other and says, Sam I am 83 years old now I am full of aches and pains, I know you are about my age how do you feel? Sam...
23:44 Fri 28th Sep 20122 answers, last by coffeeboy 09:13 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Christmas Quiz help please

2 Left most of the answers have been 'sounds like' eg to kill, answer sleigh Drinking and Merrymaking (10) (sounds like carol singing) A type of thrush/digit (9) Thank you for any help...
10:37 Fri 21st Sep 20126 answers, last by magicmick 11:05 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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fao baza

Dihatso Materia fab little motor small on the outside like a tardis inside, you do not see many on our roads, very popular in Japan it gets plenty of second looks what's yours baza?
23:38 Sun 16th Sep 20126 answers, last by baza 13:22 Mon 17th Sep 2012
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Health Check

A eldely man and his wife go to see the health nurse about a check up for the husband, the nurse said 'i will need a urine sample, a stoole sample and also a sperm sample'. The man turned to his wife...
09:52 Sat 15th Sep 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 10:31 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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Tesco Pharmacy

One day leaning on the bar, Jack said to Mike "my elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I had better see the doctor!" "Listen don't waste your time at the surgery there's a new diagnostic...
22:21 Fri 14th Sep 20128 answers, last by magicmick 09:55 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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Smoke Joke

Two old ladys waiting at the bus stop one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts to rain, so the one who is smoking takes a condom out of her purse cuts the edge of and puts it over her cigarette. Her...
22:58 Wed 12th Sep 20123 answers, last by Gizmonster 07:06 Thu 13th Sep 2012
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NFOP Mag help needed please

4a Starts always in motion for an end (3) ??m is it aim? 6a Break distance (3) ??p 10a Back growth to start of lent for fish (5) ????l 6d Flyer has the gravity of a mixed beer (5) ???b?...
09:08 Mon 10th Sep 20126 answers, last by magicmick 09:25 Mon 10th Sep 2012
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Hospital Enquiry

A lady rang the local hospital and asked about a patient Mrs Tiptree, she said she had been admitted last week with chest pains. "I would like to know her condition has she deteriated is she...
22:39 Sat 08th Sep 20121 answer, last by albaqwerty 07:17 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Treatment for Sunburn

A man on his holidays fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn mainly on his upper legs. He went to hospital and was admitted with second degree burns. With his skin...
23:37 Wed 05th Sep 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:06 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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How To Stop Gossip

Mary, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of church morals, kept sticking her nose into other peoples bussiness. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared...
22:57 Wed 05th Sep 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:58 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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The Parrot

A lady went to a pet shope and saw a large beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said £50.00, "why so cheap?" she asked the owner. The owner looked at her and said, "look I...
22:31 Wed 05th Sep 20122 answers, last by marval 23:16 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Chess

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were stood in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories,. After about an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to...
23:25 Thu 23rd Aug 20129 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:22 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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How Was i Born

A little boy goes to his father and says " daddy how was I born" The father answers " well I guess son you will need to find out one day, your mum and I got together in a chat room on...
17:53 Thu 23rd Aug 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 20:55 Thu 23rd Aug 2012
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The Wooden Ball

An old man goes into the barbershop for a shave and a hair cut, and tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled with age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...
22:33 Wed 15th Aug 20124 answers, last by tenrec 19:48 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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Olympic Condoms

Husband says "just got some Olympic condoms "I think I will wear gold tonight" so wife said "why not wear silver and come second for once"
22:20 Mon 13th Aug 20126 answers, last by vivandorron 17:50 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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Down on the allotment

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but could never get them to turn red. One day when walking through the allotments, she saw a gentleman who had a plot full of the biggest bright red tomatoes...
22:41 Fri 10th Aug 20128 answers, last by marval 16:27 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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T.J and the Salvation Army

T.J. was a very "nice" man if you get my drift, there he was Sunday morning making breakfast in his two up two down terraced house, wearing his silk dressing gown and pink slippers, when on...
22:55 Wed 08th Aug 20126 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:22 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Love those Scots

A Scotsman and his wife walked passed a swankey new restaurant. His wife said "did you smell that food" "Incredible" Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "what the heck...
22:59 Fri 03rd Aug 201220 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:05 Sat 04th Aug 2012

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