Our local church has a very big busted organist by the name of Bunty. Bunty's breast are so big they bounce and jiggle all the time she plays the organ, she would distract the congregation...
I am trying to win a comp for a Christmas Hamper, but having trouble with the question which is Who was the person who originally brought the tradition of Christmas Trees to the UK? Now I have Googled...
Man goes into lady's lingerie shop and asks for a bra for his wife the assistant said what size? he said I have no idea so she said what religion is she ? so now he was really confused what difference...
Choose a celeb past or present from music, film sport etc, and put their life into a 5 line limerick, I know there are some creative minds out there so give it a go. I will start with...... A boy from...
Jim was taking a fabulous girl out on their first date and he really wanted to impress here so he took here to the swankiest restaurant in London, plenty of A-list celebs on show, she was loving it...
Are there any Eddie Stobart saddos out there like me? i have been a Stobart spotter for about three years, great fun met some nice folk, i am about number 745 on the spotters list with about 900 spots...
A guy walks into the welfare office to pick up his cheque, he marched straight up to the counter and said 'hi, you know...., i hate drawing welfare. I would rather have a job. The welfare officer...
It was a small town and the patrol man was doing his usuall evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot he came across two old ladies satting in a used car, He asked them why they were sat in...
Panicking when her toddler swallowed a small but powerful magnet, mum took him to the A/E Department at the local Hospital. 'He'll be fine' the doctor promised her, 'the magnet will pass through his...