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All who travel by air now are well aware (or should be) of the ban on liquids and sharp objects in hand luggage. But on a recent trip from our local airport, sitting in the bar restaurant area I...
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A couple have always had code words for sex Sex being "washing machine." Husband ===== Washing machine ? Wife========= Not tonight I have a headache. After a while thinking, it gets her randy....
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Is it the end for us all. Just keep an eye on all top politicians, heads of state,the rich. have they suddenly disappeared do they know something we dont....
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My e-mails are being returned undelivered, and have noticed they contain a attachment when none have been selected?
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would someone explain the first 10 mins of the film. where is the engineer, what planet, is that a space ship, why does he,if he does commit suicide.
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Just caught the last bit of a program about a guy who made multiple trips to the USA, Bought guns legally and brought them back in his luggage, as many as 6-10 at a time, and sold them in Liverpool....
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Mike bought a Peugeot 205gti in this episode, and whilst driving it back to Ed his mechanic, the car started belching out clouds of smoke. A sloppy gear linkage was repaired and Ed stated near the end...
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Have watched episode 1 & 2 but cant find if there is a 3rd was 2 the last?
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"Put on this rubber suit and mask NOW" the husband demanded. "Oh kinky" she purred. "Yes" he said. "You cant be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed...
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"Are you sure you will be able to take the pain". She demanded brandishing the stillettos. "I think so" I gulped, "Well here we go then", she said and showed me the...
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Harder she said HARDER!! gripping the workbench. OK whats the annual GDP of Paraguay....
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Are you sure you want me to do this, I said. When I have finished you wont be able to sit down for a week. She nodded biting her lip. Okay lets do it, as I posted the 3 piece suite on ebay...
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She knelt before me on the shed floor, tugging gently at first then with more vigour. I let out a moan as it came . Now for the other boot.
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We tried it in all positions Round the back. On the side. Up against the wall. But came to the conclusion the only place for the shed was at the bottom of the garden....
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What are the terms I suppose you could call them. Does the disabled person whom the car is registered too have to be driving the car. Can someone else drive the car if its on an errand for the...
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Do you drive at night with your front fog lights on when there is no fog. Please explain why you do it. Must have seen at least 8 cars coming towards me last night on a 6 mile A road trip.
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How does a broadband dongle SIM differ from a mobile phone SIM. Could one put a mobile phone SIM in a dongle and connect to the internet?
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Had a plate of very small, about 2cm, whole heads/tails lightly floured fried fish. Similar to what you can get in Spain, on a holiday to Kos. Anyone remind me what the dish is called.
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Husband....... Darling bought you some paracetamol for your headache. Wife............ But I dont have a headache. Husband...... Whahaaay...
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4G has been launched in my area, but I have checked the footprint coverage and I dont live within it. I have a iphone4 on O2. If I was to enter the coverage area would my phone pick 4G up.

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