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Balls

A man and his wife were driving through country on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes...
00:30 Sun 06th Dec 2009
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Should have quit

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him...
20:05 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by richardjhoop 19:52 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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Is that your horse?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone...
00:13 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by marval 18:11 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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Desktop wallpaper

Hi I have on my laptop a set of wallpapers that change the picture every half hour. Does anyone know a good site where I can download some more? The choice that came with my computer is rather...
12:36 Tue 01st Dec 20098 answers, last by Siegius 10:42 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Pencil

What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil....
23:25 Mon 30th Nov 20093 answers, last by squarebear 17:23 Wed 02nd Dec 2009
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Lettuce

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front desk, and the receptionist gives the groom a key to the bridal suite. The whole evening, the people in the...
00:06 Sat 28th Nov 20095 answers, last by heathfield 17:23 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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The Life of an Egg

If you think life is bad.......How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11...
23:44 Thu 26th Nov 200910 answers, last by another-view 14:34 Fri 27th Nov 2009
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Blows up

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly...
00:06 Thu 26th Nov 2009
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Little

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room...
00:05 Thu 26th Nov 2009
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Job for Mama

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Catholic Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was quite understandably nervous. However, her...
01:10 Wed 25th Nov 20092 answers, last by lucca 12:06 Wed 25th Nov 2009
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First Visit

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynaecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem...
15:03 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Growing wild

There is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned...
19:29 Mon 23rd Nov 20097 answers, last by albaqwerty 10:14 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Best

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For...
11:55 Sun 22nd Nov 20094 answers, last by marval 18:58 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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What do you?

A.What do you get when you cross a vampire with an owl? Q.An ugly old bat who doesn't give a hoot....
00:12 Fri 20th Nov 20092 answers, last by Andyvon 05:24 Sat 21st Nov 2009
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon? No, sir but I have smoked a pipe....
20:07 Wed 18th Nov 20092 answers, last by marval 21:04 Thu 19th Nov 2009
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go compare

15:42 Tue 17th Nov 20091 answer, last by snags 15:43 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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Vulgar parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and...
00:03 Tue 17th Nov 20093 answers, last by ummmm 14:39 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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Hunting Owls

Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad. Liz said,...
14:13 Sun 15th Nov 2009
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For a camel

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said 'It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that...
13:06 Sat 14th Nov 20091 answer, last by fbg40 15:42 Sun 15th Nov 2009
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Touching

A woman goes to the super market. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times, a...
20:03 Fri 13th Nov 20091 answer, last by tamborine 20:10 Fri 13th Nov 2009

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