Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face. Why is a man like a snow fall? You never...
A mummy mole, a daddy mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole, wher they have been hibernating. One day as the weather gets warmer they wake up. Daddy mole sticks his head out of the...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger...
A young man was planning to get married, and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor says, "Well you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and...
Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,...
2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...
A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her mid eighties, at the most Trying to remember his best...
First man, a down-and-out: "When I was a boy, I wanted to become a brain surgeon." Second down-and-out: "What stopped you, then?" First man: "They would'nt allow children into...
Does anybody remember Cambridge rolls? I don't but my OH and a friend were talking about them. They each said they were different, so does anybody know how they were made? I tried Google but got no...
The Father Christmas at the shopping centre was very surprised when Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone...
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way...
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse,...
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year. He's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to...
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I...
"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I could come that...
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything...
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right....
