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Big feet

There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...
20:46 Wed 21st Oct 200910 answers, last by marval 17:31 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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One chair

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated,...
21:27 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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Low Sperm Count

A 70-year-old man went to his doctor\'s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, \"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.\" The next day the...
12:27 Sun 18th Oct 20094 answers, last by kevfire 16:46 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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Superman

Every morning, Little Ray insisted that his mother pin a red bath towel to his t-shirt. Then, in his imagination, he became Superman, and filled his summer holiday with adventure and daring. When...
22:43 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Speaks English

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem...
22:44 Tue 13th Oct 20091 answer, last by Ice.Maiden 22:54 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Votes short

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want...
18:04 Tue 13th Oct 20096 answers, last by marval 14:54 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Old Father O'Malley

Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "Goodness," he said, picking it up: "You're the...
19:35 Sun 11th Oct 20095 answers, last by heathfield 18:16 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Pissed

Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months, they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears....
14:01 Sun 11th Oct 20094 answers, last by slinky.kate 19:44 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Another Blonde

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"...
12:38 Sat 10th Oct 20092 answers, last by Avatar 12:57 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Telepathic Watch

A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman...
12:52 Fri 09th Oct 20091 answer, last by mollykins 17:52 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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latex

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. "Do you know how...
14:22 Thu 08th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 12:53 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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With pleasure

I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn. She said, "Well... the...
22:19 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by marval 13:40 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Wedding night

At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate...
12:06 Tue 06th Oct 20092 answers, last by Avatar 16:11 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Why I fired my secretary

I woke up feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to...
16:13 Mon 05th Oct 20091 answer, last by Panic Button 17:20 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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Why I Fired My Secretary

I woke up feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to...
16:09 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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Blind

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the...
21:27 Sun 04th Oct 20095 answers, last by notafish 21:39 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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How many?

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the...
10:13 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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Pagodas

Asia was by far my favourite destination," the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. "Enigmatic and Magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of...
15:53 Sat 03rd Oct 20095 answers, last by marval 22:42 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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Wrong slippers

Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little...
14:48 Sat 03rd Oct 20094 answers, last by carlton23 15:01 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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Getting Old

Four old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you...
14:22 Thu 01st Oct 20091 answer, last by carlton23 22:45 Fri 02nd Oct 2009

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