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Come on.

Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the...
16:56 Thu 10th Sep 20091 answer, last by funnygirl 13:40 Fri 11th Sep 2009
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How pruddish are you.

I think this is ridiculous, we have had this pud for years without complaints. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2627503/Council-chefs-rename-Spotted-Dick-after-branding-its-name-too-rude.html...
15:46 Wed 09th Sep 200933 answers, last by Muffin-The-Mule 16:45 Wed 09th Sep 2009
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Come here Sister

The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office. This is how their conversation went: "Sister, I want to show you something." "What is it, Father? "Come...
21:51 Tue 08th Sep 20095 answers, last by marval 15:49 Wed 09th Sep 2009
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Marriage

Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever...
16:46 Sun 06th Sep 20091 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 18:01 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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Deodorant

09:47 Sun 06th Sep 20095 answers, last by marval 12:11 Tue 08th Sep 2009
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Legs

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to...
21:06 Sat 05th Sep 20097 answers, last by zzxxee 18:04 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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Now you now why

When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, And his throat gets dry, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new...
12:27 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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New egg timer

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and says, "We've got to have sex this very moment". He,...
12:26 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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The whole shovel

One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't...
16:46 Thu 03rd Sep 20095 answers, last by marval 10:18 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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I need a man

There was a man who had a wife and she had a problem responding to his desires. This continued for about 6 months. As frustration was welling up within him, he decided to see a doctor about his wife's...
20:06 Wed 02nd Sep 2009
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Check me out

A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the...
10:11 Wed 02nd Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 12:38 Wed 02nd Sep 2009
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Caught in the act

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh...
22:53 Mon 31st Aug 2009
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Who is he?

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good...
16:09 Sun 30th Aug 20096 answers, last by carlton23 23:46 Mon 31st Aug 2009
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Any tree will do

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said. "I'm...
22:47 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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Any tree will do

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said. "I'm...
22:47 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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I'm not

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday...
22:46 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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A retired Italian wine maker went to the village

A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father,...
12:17 Thu 27th Aug 20091 answer, last by HillyHugger 12:23 Thu 27th Aug 2009
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A man took his wife to the rodeo

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at were the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times...
09:58 Wed 26th Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 11:06 Thu 27th Aug 2009
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Wife's questions

A wife looking in the mirror told her husband "I am ugly. Can you say anything to make me feel better?" Her husband replied, "Yes you have good eyesight!" A wife asked her husband: "What do you like...
18:34 Tue 25th Aug 20091 answer, last by swanko 18:37 Tue 25th Aug 2009
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Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue, please cover your nose. You sneezed on Miss Muffet and ruined her clothes. You sprayed Mother Hubbard and now she is sick. You put out the fire on Jack's candle stick. Your sneeze is...
16:03 Tue 25th Aug 20091 answer, last by carlton23 16:37 Tue 25th Aug 2009

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