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Children on the Bible

"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off." "Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree." "Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."...
17:19 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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hurch Bulletin Quotations pt.1

"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow." "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community." "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help." "For...
13:47 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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Church Bulletin Quotations pt.2

"Life groups meet on Wednesday evening at 7:00 PM for food, fun, and fellowwhipping." "Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all...
13:45 Wed 05th Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 16:38 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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Famous books never written

1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont 2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily 3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo First 4. The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair 5. The Nudist...
13:27 Mon 03rd Aug 200925 answers, last by marval 16:54 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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Funny test answers from children Science and Health 1

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops. For...
12:54 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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Funny test answers from children Science and Health pt.2

Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man. Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident....
12:51 Sun 02nd Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 17:21 Mon 03rd Aug 2009
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Real excuse notes from parents pt.1 (with original spelling)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear School: Please excuse John being...
15:20 Sat 01st Aug 20093 answers, last by devil99 08:41 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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Real excuse notes from parents pt.2 (with original spelling)

12. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15. I kept...
15:17 Sat 01st Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 12:26 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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Actual answers to various 6th grade history tests pt.1

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led...
15:30 Fri 31st Jul 20093 answers, last by beso 11:38 Sat 01st Aug 2009
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Actual answers to various 6th grade history tests pt.2

11. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered...
15:26 Fri 31st Jul 20091 answer, last by puma86 15:35 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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Letters to welfare departments

The following are sentences taken from actual letters received by welfare departments on applications for support: 1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven but one died...
20:50 Tue 28th Jul 20096 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 02:20 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Some excuses

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. I pulled away from the side of the road,...
23:59 Mon 27th Jul 20093 answers, last by marval 11:19 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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Actual notes found on patients hospital charts pt.1

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the...
17:03 Mon 27th Jul 2009
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Actual notes found on patients hospital charts pt.2

15. She is numb from her toes down. 16. While in A&E, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 17. The skin was moist and dry. 18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 19. Patient was alert and...
17:01 Mon 27th Jul 20098 answers, last by marval 16:52 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Mothers

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all...
00:31 Mon 27th Jul 20092 answers, last by marval 16:50 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Dating Ad Translations

Want to know what the person is really like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations. Dandy little house keeper She has been married three times and kept all the...
13:58 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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Meet You in Heaven

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all...
00:14 Sun 26th Jul 20096 answers, last by dustypuss 21:11 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman:...
17:43 Sat 25th Jul 20094 answers, last by Infomaniac 00:28 Mon 27th Jul 2009
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Mr Right rejection form letter

Dear (person being rejected's name here____), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly...
16:02 Sat 25th Jul 20094 answers, last by heathfield 18:03 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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Help needed

A 75-year-old man went to his doctor's office for a sperm count test. The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample. The next day, the 75-year-old man...
12:17 Fri 24th Jul 2009

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