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A great fruit cake recipe

You will need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a...
11:05 Mon 06th Jul 200910 answers, last by marval 18:07 Thu 09th Jul 2009
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The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking in the high street one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her...
15:24 Sun 05th Jul 20092 answers, last by ll_billym 22:39 Mon 06th Jul 2009
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Horrible words

A newlywed couple return from their honeymoon, after they have unpacked the young bride calls her Mother, who lives a couple of hours away. "How did everything go?" her Mum asked. "Oh, Mum," she...
17:28 Sat 04th Jul 20091 answer, last by HillyHugger 21:12 Sat 04th Jul 2009
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Who has the best car?

A man from Texas is driving a Volkswagen Beetle, and he pulls up next to a man in a Rolls Royce with Nevada plates at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the man in the Rolls, "Hey,...
23:22 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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Sleeping pills

Mrs. Smith, an elderly woman, went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Quite surprised, the doctor thought for...
21:28 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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They are finally together

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy again,...
16:45 Thu 02nd Jul 20093 answers, last by marval 19:31 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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Carpet Cleaner

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple...
17:35 Wed 01st Jul 20092 answers, last by McMouse 12:05 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a fully-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'...
22:58 Mon 29th Jun 20095 answers, last by spaz101 14:14 Tue 30th Jun 2009
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Busy bus stop

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was...
16:39 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Nudist Camp

A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mum, she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidentally sent the bottom...
11:58 Sun 28th Jun 2009
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Number love

A Chinese man and a Chinese woman are working at a restaurant; they fall in love and get married. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in...
11:57 Sun 28th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 11:03 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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A Little Old Man Walks Into A...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly,...
15:50 Sat 27th Jun 20091 answer, last by Avatar 13:16 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Windows

This Blonde walks into a curtain store to purchase some curtains. An employee walks up to her & asks her if she needs help. She says yeah, I'm looking for some curtains to fit my computer. He says...
15:27 Sat 27th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 16:45 Sat 04th Jul 2009
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Never argue with a women

A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing...
23:02 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Crafty Mom

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and...
22:53 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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OK here goes.

It's well known that some species of fish on the coral reef have adapted to be able to survive the poisonous sea anemone's sting, which gives them a safe place to hide from predators. What isn't so...
12:05 Fri 26th Jun 20093 answers, last by notafish 15:21 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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William Penn and the Price of Pastry

William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the...
16:06 Thu 25th Jun 20096 answers, last by whiskeryron 10:00 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Oops

Old Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their vicar to stand with them. As the vicar stood next to the bed, Old Fred's condition appeared to...
16:03 Thu 25th Jun 2009
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Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after...
17:09 Wed 24th Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 20:59 Sat 27th Jun 2009
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Anyone tried this?

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms. When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...
10:12 Wed 24th Jun 2009

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