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Sweet Little Old Lady

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the...
12:33 Tue 23rd Jun 20095 answers, last by marval 23:44 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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More sorry

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionise the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut". It is a fastening attachment that...
00:12 Mon 22nd Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 19:31 Mon 22nd Jun 2009
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Sorry in advance

A group of dentists decided to set up a new surgery. Since competition in their area was quite fierce, they wanted their new business to have something unique about it. After much thought, they...
00:10 Mon 22nd Jun 20094 answers, last by RumbleCrumbs 17:14 Mon 22nd Jun 2009
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Ropey joke

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off. Otherwise, they are all...
14:48 Sun 21st Jun 20097 answers, last by marval 00:07 Mon 22nd Jun 2009
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We're all a clone

A blonde I know decided to have twelve clones made of herself. When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the Clone Arranger why there were...
15:50 Sat 20th Jun 20091 answer, last by lindylou16 21:02 Sat 20th Jun 2009
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Bee Hive

A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest. Every day, as worker bees do, they would go out into their fields, gather pollen from the flowers, and bring it back to make honey. The...
15:48 Sat 20th Jun 2009
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Fetching Cotton

A debt collector knocked on the door of a country family that made their living weaving cloth. "Is Jack home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "I'm sorry," the woman replied. "Jack's gone...
23:24 Fri 19th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 15:44 Sat 20th Jun 2009
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Groan 2

After a heavy day's digging at the archaeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging...
18:45 Fri 19th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 15:42 Sat 20th Jun 2009
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My first groan

An enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom that lived in the spooky old mansion house at the edge of town. When he entered the house, armed...
18:22 Fri 19th Jun 2009
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Oh dear

Fred and Mary got married but could not afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has...
11:16 Fri 19th Jun 2009
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One word or two?

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage...
19:47 Thu 18th Jun 20092 answers, last by wildwood 22:35 Fri 19th Jun 2009
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No more flowers

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh bother, my boyfriend is...
23:46 Wed 17th Jun 20092 answers, last by fabsec54 17:53 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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Can you solve this puzzle?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out...
20:07 Wed 17th Jun 20091 answer, last by dustypuss 17:04 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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Second Opinion

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realises he was...
12:26 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Feel free to not groan.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it. I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. I saw a beaver movie last night; it was the best dam movie...
12:17 Tue 16th Jun 20091 answer, last by craft1948 12:18 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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Oops

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for...
23:26 Mon 15th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 22:51 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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Pigeon flying in sky

Two pigeons flying, mummy pigeon and baby pigeon. They are trying to get back home, to their pigeon loft. However, baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't...
22:02 Mon 15th Jun 20092 answers, last by PeaceTaker 22:04 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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The horse breeder story

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would...
21:54 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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Beware whp you speak to.

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on...
14:05 Mon 15th Jun 20096 answers, last by devil99 20:45 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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Can I have a push?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a...
14:03 Mon 15th Jun 20095 answers, last by marval 20:01 Wed 17th Jun 2009

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