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Mother Cat

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to...
23:01 Mon 01st Jun 20092 answers, last by sophie_1003 17:47 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Can I fish?

A man wanted to go ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his comfy...
15:20 Mon 01st Jun 20097 answers, last by notafish 10:35 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Groan three.

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart Alec Tex", said the first, "he's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back". "Not Tex",...
14:14 Sun 31st May 2009
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Two groan or not to groan

Two of England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that Dick is a fine ship builder, but he's not the rigger Mort is. The...
14:13 Sun 31st May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 10:33 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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Bearly a groan.

A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods. After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears, one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously...
23:13 Sat 30th May 20093 answers, last by marval 20:01 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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Recruiting any and all pilots

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base to be opened and...
17:31 Sat 30th May 20092 answers, last by marval 19:47 Sat 30th May 2009
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Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
23:33 Fri 29th May 20092 answers, last by marval 10:45 Sat 30th May 2009
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Texas farmer in Australia.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
14:10 Fri 29th May 20093 answers, last by marval 13:09 Sun 31st May 2009
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Snake solves problem

Snake solves problem I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart...
21:30 Thu 28th May 20095 answers, last by marval 13:41 Fri 29th May 2009
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Sunbathing

Joan, who was rather well proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could...
23:10 Wed 27th May 20091 answer, last by squarebear 08:56 Thu 28th May 2009
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Doctors.

One night a man and a woman doctor are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey,...
10:49 Wed 27th May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 12:34 Wed 27th May 2009
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A sudden change of mind

A sudden change of mind My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a...
17:38 Tue 26th May 2009
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The Hills part 2.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. The...
13:04 Tue 26th May 20095 answers, last by marval 13:08 Tue 26th May 2009
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The Hills part 1.

The Hills. Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe; as it happens, in Transylvania. They're driving a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It's late and raining very hard....
13:00 Tue 26th May 20095 answers, last by marval 16:08 Tue 26th May 2009
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand...
22:21 Mon 25th May 20092 answers, last by beso 11:37 Tue 26th May 2009
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Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and...
23:48 Sun 24th May 20092 answers, last by carlton23 22:52 Mon 25th May 2009
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After careful research, it has been discovered that Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh...
21:20 Sun 24th May 20092 answers, last by lankeela 23:14 Sun 31st May 2009
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The Vet.

The Vet. A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after...
23:21 Sat 23rd May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 11:44 Sun 24th May 2009
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That's Me

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry....
23:06 Fri 22nd May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 11:46 Sun 24th May 2009
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Weed cloud

The State of Florida had a problem. The drug bust over the years had filled their storage areas with Marijuana. It was decided the only option was to burn all of the Marijuana on hand. The eventful...
13:08 Fri 22nd May 2009

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