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Butlers night off

A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his...
22:56 Sun 19th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 19:48 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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"Dear John" letter

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship....
19:35 Sun 19th Apr 20092 answers, last by dustypuss 20:07 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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Old honeymoon

Where do senior citizens go for their honeymoon? Viagra Falls, where else?
13:21 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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Job wanted

Poor Leroy had fallen on hard times. He lost his job at the fertilizer plant, his wife had left him, his unemployment had run out, and he was evicted from his apartment. He packed what little he had...
16:32 Sat 18th Apr 20091 answer, last by Dear-Doris 23:02 Tue 01st Jul 2014
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Bar bear

A bear walks into a bar and... sits down at the bar, the bar man looks him up and down and asks, "what'll it be?" The bear replies, "I'll...
12:20 Sat 18th Apr 20093 answers, last by chrisrob 09:45 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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Fortune Telling Nanny

The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well known is her subsequent tale.... She travelled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course,...
22:42 Fri 17th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 11:46 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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The Warden's New Kitchen

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden...
12:25 Fri 17th Apr 20093 answers, last by marval 15:50 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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The World Expert on European Wasps

The World Expert on European Wasps The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:...
18:25 Thu 16th Apr 20095 answers, last by BilluSugger 17:31 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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Dreamy guy

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First, I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong...
16:30 Thu 16th Apr 20096 answers, last by marval 15:49 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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Shopping Duck

A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?" The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?" The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."
16:59 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 16:24 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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Lost Sandwich Box

I was visiting France, and while in Paris I decided to take a guided tour around the beautiful cathedral on the banks of the Seine. As we were being shown around the building, all of a sudden I...
12:48 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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The Doctor's Drink

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One...
19:59 Tue 14th Apr 20091 answer, last by squarebear 08:23 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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A contest and a bird

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the...
16:48 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 16:57 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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The number twelve goes to a bar

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under...
22:22 Mon 13th Apr 20092 answers, last by squarebear 09:44 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls...
13:29 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Clever news reporter

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting...
13:50 Sun 12th Apr 20098 answers, last by funnygirl 09:39 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Avoiding a big object

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had...
23:16 Sat 11th Apr 20093 answers, last by Hugh-Jampton 12:12 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Crossing the border

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?" asked the guard. "Sand," said the...
17:16 Sat 11th Apr 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:33 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"...
14:03 Sat 11th Apr 20091 answer, last by DEN53 19:26 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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Save the dead rabbit

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was...
21:44 Fri 10th Apr 20095 answers, last by chrisrob 10:13 Sat 11th Apr 2009

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