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Bad Bucket

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water....
13:07 Fri 22nd May 20091 answer, last by squarebear 18:59 Sun 24th May 2009
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For those who take life too seriously.

Save the whales, collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory. You have the right...
23:20 Wed 20th May 20092 answers, last by catcuddler 16:36 Thu 21st May 2009
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A testing question.

This man's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you...
23:13 Tue 19th May 20091 answer, last by McMouse 09:11 Wed 20th May 2009
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In the bridal suite.

IN THE BRIDAL SUITE On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband...
16:55 Tue 19th May 20094 answers, last by crisgal 16:13 Wed 20th May 2009
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Passed Away

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a...
16:50 Tue 19th May 20091 answer, last by squarebear 08:50 Wed 20th May 2009
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the corniest police joke ever 2!

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he...
23:14 Mon 18th May 2009
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the corniest police joke ever!

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!" "Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads: 'Last seen wearing a...
23:13 Mon 18th May 2009
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Parking in the Wild West

A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared...
19:19 Sun 17th May 20091 answer, last by rogerr 12:59 Mon 18th May 2009
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True stories told on insurance forms

1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 3. I thought my window was down, but I...
17:30 Sat 16th May 20091 answer, last by noway2 17:49 Sat 16th May 2009
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Tough Being a Monk

There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number of monasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he had with it was, he had to take...
15:35 Fri 15th May 20091 answer, last by slinkycat 00:52 Sat 16th May 2009
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Slow Snail

A man was gardening one day and came across a snail. The man picked up the snail and tossed it away. A month later, the man was inside his house when he heard a knock at the door. The man opened the...
21:27 Thu 14th May 20093 answers, last by zzxxee 16:05 Sat 16th May 2009
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Caught Speeding

A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop asks for his driver's license and the guy says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license has been suspended." The cop asks for his...
23:03 Wed 13th May 2009
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Three Pregnant Women

Three pregnant women were sitting in a Gynaecologist's waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead and one was a brunette). The brunette proudly says, "I'm going to have a son 'coz my...
14:27 Tue 12th May 20094 answers, last by tamborine 23:35 Wed 13th May 2009
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How do you want them?

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided...
16:38 Sun 10th May 20093 answers, last by sqad617 19:50 Wed 13th May 2009
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Cheating Wives

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician." "What makes you think that?" asks Paddy. "Well the other day I...
15:40 Sat 09th May 20092 answers, last by HillyHugger 22:12 Sat 09th May 2009
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Fare Revenge

Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi...
13:51 Fri 08th May 20094 answers, last by squarebear 12:29 Mon 11th May 2009
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To Exercise Or Not To Exercise

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at ?5,000 per month. 2. My...
20:44 Wed 06th May 2009
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Old Honeymoon

Where do elderly people go on honeymoon? Viagara falls of course.
18:00 Tue 05th May 2009
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How Many?

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital, after my wife had gone into labour, and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me. "Congratulations sir, you're the father of...
21:54 Mon 04th May 2009
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Lawyer defending a man accused of burglary

My client merely inserted his arm into the window, and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his...
15:37 Sun 03rd May 2009

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