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Oh dear

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I...
13:01 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Highway 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike's tyres go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he...
19:48 Mon 01st Feb 20106 answers, last by bookbinder 15:55 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Can't talk

A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb...
22:45 Sun 31st Jan 2010
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Lucky waiter

A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying. "What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked....
23:00 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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Body

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister,...
17:54 Sat 30th Jan 20102 answers, last by marval 17:56 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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W-O-M-B

Two Indian doctors working in an American hospital were having an animated discussion. "I say it's spelt W-R-R-O-O-M," said one. "No, it is W-O-O-M-B," said the other. A nurse...
18:15 Tue 26th Jan 20107 answers, last by judypark 16:36 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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You wouldn't dare

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous...
12:26 Tue 26th Jan 20101 answer, last by maggiebee 10:31 Wed 23rd Jan 2013
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Birthday Present

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to...
18:04 Sat 23rd Jan 20102 answers, last by heathfield 12:06 Sun 24th Jan 2010
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How to get barred from B&Q

Method 1 Gordon Barking was today barred from B&Q shops in the south of England. As he entered the store in Portsmouth the man on the door greeted him by asking if he wanted decking. Gordon,...
12:58 Fri 22nd Jan 20101 answer, last by redman41 13:01 Fri 22nd Jan 2010
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Oops

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table,...
16:11 Thu 21st Jan 20104 answers, last by craft1948 18:54 Thu 21st Jan 2010
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Virus

Just so you all know there is a nasty virus going around. If you get sent an e-mail offering you a free screen saver, featuring the frogs from the Budweiser adverts, do not download it. I have been...
00:29 Wed 20th Jan 20104 answers, last by VHG 19:50 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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Don't Hit That Ball

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a...
21:57 Tue 19th Jan 2010
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Birds and Bees

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear,...
22:51 Mon 18th Jan 2010
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Punter

A young couple not long married find themselves falling deeper and deeper in debt. After many agonising days and nights they agree that the wife should go on the game to help make ends meet....
17:53 Sat 16th Jan 20101 answer, last by Francis Asis 21:13 Sun 17th Jan 2010
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Little Johhny's hand

Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parent’s room. He knocks on the door and asks his mother what's going on. "I’m playing cards," she replies....
22:20 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary, in a quiet romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,...
22:23 Tue 12th Jan 20103 answers, last by squarebear 12:40 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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News report

A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack...
12:08 Mon 11th Jan 20104 answers, last by stoofur 10:13 Wed 13th Jan 2010
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Bet

One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino. Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such...
23:30 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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Cat

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier...
22:34 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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Snow

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been...
17:26 Thu 07th Jan 20104 answers, last by marval 17:01 Fri 08th Jan 2010

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