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Looking for

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a partner. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you...
15:08 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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Meal

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card...
14:42 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it...
12:56 Sat 03rd Apr 20101 answer, last by askyourgran 17:07 Sat 03rd Apr 2010
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Keep fit

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!...
12:45 Sat 03rd Apr 2010
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Golf

1. Nuts! My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit...
21:42 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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LIke a baby

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said, "I have a confession to make; the reason that we haven't been too intimate is because of my extremely...
10:23 Fri 02nd Apr 20102 answers, last by marval 12:58 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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Easter gift

A little Easter gift for you all. http://terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.swf...
22:13 Thu 01st Apr 20105 answers, last by marval 09:49 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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What will you have?

The girls from the nursing home decided to stop at the local bar for a cocktail after their weekly bridge game. Ellie had one martini too many and upon her return to the home was feeling horney. So...
15:47 Thu 01st Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 18:42 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Neighbours

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he'd been there a month, his mother came...
17:42 Wed 31st Mar 20101 answer, last by carrust 17:43 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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Susan

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no...
16:32 Tue 30th Mar 20101 answer, last by Kakurol 16:34 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Rich Doctor

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly...
16:26 Mon 29th Mar 20104 answers, last by AB Editor 09:34 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Did you

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet....
14:10 Sun 28th Mar 20102 answers, last by janbee 14:17 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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Ask

Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked...
23:08 Sat 27th Mar 20105 answers, last by marval 10:00 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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Grandma Causes Trouble

Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house. He asked, “Grandma, what is that called...
13:44 Sat 27th Mar 20104 answers, last by marval 22:50 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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Thank God It's Friday

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and...
15:36 Fri 26th Mar 20103 answers, last by Slapshot 22:14 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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Sandpaper

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio...
17:02 Thu 25th Mar 20103 answers, last by redman41 14:42 Fri 26th Mar 2010
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Private Club

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is allotted to him. The man gets an S, and...
13:50 Wed 24th Mar 2010
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Hard

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed...
19:06 Mon 22nd Mar 20103 answers, last by sahida 17:49 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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Two owls

Two owls are sat having a beer in a pub. One turns to the other and says, "By the way, I got married last week". The second one says, "You twit, to who?"...
20:44 Sat 20th Mar 20109 answers, last by marval 17:27 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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Stupid

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to...
23:11 Fri 19th Mar 2010

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