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Oops

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checkout, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checkout...
15:29 Wed 28th Apr 20104 answers, last by marval 15:41 Wed 28th Apr 2010
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Time

A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into...
10:29 Tue 27th Apr 20108 answers, last by marval 11:08 Wed 28th Apr 2010
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Two brothers

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live a good life and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men should not do in life and didn't...
15:14 Mon 26th Apr 20101 answer, last by BBBE99 09:44 Wed 28th Apr 2010
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Which?

Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate to New York. Before they begin...
15:53 Sun 25th Apr 20104 answers, last by puternut 23:31 Sun 25th Apr 2010
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Dinner

Following a great sermon on lifestyle evangelism one family thought they had better do something to witness to Jesus. So they invited their neighbours to dinner the following Friday night. When it...
22:08 Sat 24th Apr 20101 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 09:16 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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Pond

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, tennis court, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming...
21:50 Wed 21st Apr 20108 answers, last by lindylou16 19:57 Sat 24th Apr 2010
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Two words

A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold...
08:00 Mon 19th Apr 20103 answers, last by marval 15:21 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Revenge

There are reports of a new problem in Australia. Some of the kangaroos have developed a thirst for revenge against the traffic that keeps knocking them down. Drivers have reported that they'll pass a...
18:01 Sun 18th Apr 20105 answers, last by bigfoot3000 21:51 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Bad habit

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his...
12:25 Sat 17th Apr 20103 answers, last by marval 17:38 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Shoe

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his...
18:12 Fri 16th Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 09:36 Sat 17th Apr 2010
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Three dogs

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah,...
21:59 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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Drinking vocabulary challange

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British...
15:33 Thu 15th Apr 20102 answers, last by heathfield 16:58 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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Check your Dirty IQ!

Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best...
17:55 Wed 14th Apr 20108 answers, last by marval 14:33 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3. Look...
13:36 Wed 14th Apr 201018 answers, last by lardhelmet 22:14 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed...
13:34 Wed 14th Apr 201013 answers, last by society 14:20 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Problem

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex." The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his...
15:21 Tue 13th Apr 20104 answers, last by marval 15:25 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Three words

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away...
15:45 Sun 11th Apr 20101 answer, last by louiseskirton 19:31 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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Drink?

A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?' Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'...
18:04 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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They're off

The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in workouts. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a...
15:39 Thu 08th Apr 2010
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Moths

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making. Suddenly, just as they are...
21:58 Tue 06th Apr 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:30 Thu 08th Apr 2010

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